Friday the 13th Jason Ear Plugs
Made of 316L Stainless Steel, these Ear Plugs are made to LAST... (at least 12 shows or more). Make your Ears stand out with Jason Secured in Resin for all to see. You may not be going to Camp Crystal Lake, but at least these Cool Ear Plugs will Preserve their Life... If only you stay out of the Water! Muah ahha ahah ahaaha!
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Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You…
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Santa Claus Cufflinks
Santa will look Jolly as he Rocks your Sleeves this Christmas. It doesn’t get more Festive than Old St. Nick in Bright Red and White Enamel Sporting your French Cuffs. Santa comes in a Presentation Gift Box, and you…
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Japanese Painted Mask Ring
Hannya Masks which are used in Noh Theater, and Represent an Angry or Vengeful Woman. This Unique Ring will certainly turn Heads!
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Naked Mole Rat Necklace
HA HA HA! OMG I so want to Buy this as a Gag Gift. It’s a Funny Looking Mole Rat (Hairless, of Course) and it hangs from a 18″ Sterling Silver Chain. Just Lovely! Made out of Durable Clay,…
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Day of the Dead Bracelet
Have you noticed how much Day of the Dead Merchandise is out in stores today? It’s Amazing… Sugar Skulls are EVERYWHERE… Including your Wrist! For this Day of the Dead Charm Bracelet is Creepy Good FUN! It’s Colorful, Dangly,…
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Crocs Cufflinks
CROCS… The Foam Clog Designed Slip-on Shoe that everyone LOVES to Hate! Am I right? ;) So why not CLOG up your Sleeves with a Pair of Crocs that look so Real they Squeak! Gift, or Gag, these will…












