Friday the 13th Jason Ear Plugs
Made of 316L Stainless Steel, these Ear Plugs are made to LAST... (at least 12 shows or more). Make your Ears stand out with Jason Secured in Resin for all to see. You may not be going to Camp Crystal Lake, but at least these Cool Ear Plugs will Preserve their Life... If only you stay out of the Water! Muah ahha ahah ahaaha!
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Fossil Fish Poop Stud Earrings
Ewwwwww! These Earrings make me Laugh! Like Snot coming out of my Nose, these came right out of a Fish’s butt. HA! Fossilized Fish Poo, Lovely Brown Turds… AND YES, these are REAL Fish Doo-Doo… Small Pieces of Fish…
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Thomas Kinkade Hope Necklace
What a STUNNING Necklace for a WONDERFUL Cause! This is Thomas Kinkade Hope’s Garden Breast Cancer Support Necklace, and it truly is Magnificent! Faceted Pink Heart Crystal with “Garden of Prayer” and a “Hope” Cancer Ribbon. Beautiful!
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King Kong Gorilla Ring
King Kong was made in 1933… Crazy old, but still a classic; A Film Crew goes to a Tropical Island for an Exotic Location Shoot and Discovers a Colossal Giant Gorilla who takes a Shine to their Female Blonde…
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Glasses and Mustache Belly Ring
YOU HIPPIE YOU! You deserve this Cute and Dangly Belly Navel Ring. Featuring a set of Black Glasses and a Jet Black Mustache, topped with a CZ Crystal, this Ring will brings lots of LAUGHS!
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Tarantula Spider Wrist Watch
Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…
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