8 Naughty Belly Button Rings
Feeling Nasty? (Like Janet Jackson?) Well Feast your Eyes on these… A Set of 8 Belly Button Rings that will take your Belly where it’s never gone before (Just kidding, we all know it has)… 8 Nasty, Naughty, Dirty Rings with sayings like: Slippery When Wet, I Swallow, Lick My P***Y, Let’s F***, Spank Me, F*** Me, Lick Me, and Sexy Bitch. It’s Wild, it’s Crazy, it’s right up your Dank Alley. Stick these in your Hole and Hoe! Stainless Steel, 14 Gauge… Get them and GO!
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Set of 8 Naughty Nasty Stainless Steel Belly Button Navel Rings
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Snowman Cookie Earrings
YUM is Right! These Earrings look just like Snowman Shaped Cookies and will make Everyone take a Bite out of your Ears! Cute Snowman with Carrot Noses, a Colorful Scarf and Coal Eyes and Mouth will look Darling on…
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Master of Disguise Necklace
LOL You So Funny! Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! With these Funny Face Glasses, Big Nose and Mustache, YOU WILL BE! Which reminds me of this Joke: “Why do Gorillas have Big Noses?” “Because they have Big Fingers!” HA! Everyone in…
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Beer Lover’s Froth Watch
“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…
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Body Chain Harness for Men
Well I have to say, this is the most unique chain for men I have ever seen. I didn’t even know they existed… But they do. Handmade by an Etsy artist, this chain is a body chain, worn over…
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I Love You I Know Cufflinks
What a Classic Quote from Han Solo (The Empire Strikes Back) as he’s Dragged towards the Freezing Chamber by the Imperials… Leia Kisses him and says “I Love You” for the first time ever, and he just looks at…
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