Fuuuuuuu…. This Bottle Necklace is enough to give you Nightmares! Literally! It’s a Tiny Bottle Necklace that is filled with Graveyard DIRT! Scarrrrrry! Voodoo Magic, Dark Spells, Creepy Crawly… I’m down with it. It’s a Great Spooky type of…

“What do you call Bears without Ears?” “B’s” “What do you call a Bear with no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What did the Teddy Bear say after Dinner?” “I’m Stuffed!” LMAO! Okay… Enough Bear Jokes, I can Bearly stand…

“How does an electrician tell if he’s working with AC or DC power?” “If it’s AC, his teeth will chatter when he grabs the conductor. If it’s DC, they just clamp together!” Oh… The joke… Binary, Engineering… Computer NERDS!…

LMAO! This is a Perfect Necklace for Cheech & Chong. Their Best Funniest Movies are: Next Movie, Up in Smoke, Nice Dreams, Things Are Tough All Over, Hey Watch This, and Still Smokin. Puff Puff Pass… All you Smokers…

Cicadas are in the Superfamily Cicadoidea. Their Eyes are Prominent, their Wings LARGE, their NOISE is FRIGHTENING!!! So who wouldn’t want to wear one on their finger? Right?

LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…