If I owned this Ring, my Stomach would be Growling all day, because this Food Ring LOOKS REAL! Small, Miniature Waffles, Drenched with Syrup and Butter… YUM! I can almost Smell them now… Made out of Polymer Clay, Glaze,…

What an Ultra-Cool Wrist Watch! This is a Sci-fi Geek Lovers Mesmerizing LEDs Display Time & Date Dream! It really is Cool to look at, let alone tell Time with! Beautiful Lights, Futuristic, and AWESOME!

Better get the Spray Bottle, cause it’s Getting HOT in Here! And that HOT, ain’t the Good Hot! It’s the Hot Flashes that Women get and it’s WICKED… Especially for this Funny Women in the Pendant that’s Red Faced,…

“Freeze You Rebel Scum” is such a GREAT LINE! These Stormtroopers are Ready to SHOOT, and they’ll look Awesome on your Cuffs as well! These Cool Comic Book Cufflinks that will NEVER go out of Style! “NOW FREEZE!”

Homer Jay Simpson APPROVES of this Bracelet! Really! Who wouldn’t? Just look at it… It’s making my Stomach Growl! So Tasty Looking. So Cute. So Cool… Sweet Tooth anyone?

“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….