Kisai Kaidoku Wood LCD Wrist Watch
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Custom Credit Card Pendant
These are SICK! It’s a Credit Card Pendant, VISA CARD, that looks real, but isn’t. It’s an Iced-Out version that you can customize with YOUR REAL NAME! Super cool, and even better–the numbers aren’t real! So bling out in…
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Save The DODO Necklace
LMAO! Who knew Dodo Birds were Extinct (in 1662)? I Didn’t! Doh!!!! Dodo’s were a Flightless Bird off the Island of Mauritius. Looking like a Small Ostrich, they were often Referred to as Ground Pigeons. The Dodo Achieved Widespread…
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Unicorn and Panda Pendant
LMAO! This Pendant just KILLS me! HA! Funny as HELL! It’s a Unicorn and a Panda, doing what they ought to… HELLO! And the LOOK on that Panda’s Face! PRICELESS! No wonder why Unicorns went Extinct… The Pandas took…
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I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in…
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Blood Bag Earrings
You know Halloween’s coming when the Blood Bags come out. And with these Bloody Bags, everyone can get in on the Screams. Fun Bags, full of Bright Red Blood (Choose your Blood Type), Dripping down a Red Tube and…