Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need one! LMAO! The Funny thing about this, is the Fact that Veggies really grow like this. Look at this Google Search and see for yourself! HOT! :)
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Sexy Carrot Dangle Earrings
Oh those Carrots... Always showing up Naked to the Dip! :) If you like Cooking in the Kitchen, and having some Sexy Good Times with the Food, then why not Sprout some Sexy Carrot Earrings. They're Fun, Orange, Water Resistant, and will Make Everyone Smile! Made out of Colored Pencil Drawings, Ink, Polysterene, and Sterling Silver Fish Wire Hooks, these Carrots are Sexy and they know it! :)
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Denture Brooch
LMAO! One of my Customers, an Elderly Gentleman comes in every Morning always Happy, so i said to him one day “George, you’re always Smiling, what’s your Secret?” He replied in his usual Gritting-his-Teeth-Voice, “Smiling? It’s my Dentures, they’re…
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Peppermint Candy Ear Plug
LICK LICK LICK! That’s me with Peppermint. I LOVE IT! Did you know that long before Round Mints, Candy Canes, Fudge, Ice Cream and Gum, Peppermint Flavoring was used in Medicine? That’s enough to Cure anyone! And am I…
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Haunted Inheritance Wrist Watch
Don’t all Haunted House Movies start out this way??? A Family Member Dies, Suddenly… The Inheritance is left for some Young Kin who has no idea the place is Haunted… HA! So true… And just like this Wrist Watch,…
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Pink Skull Chain Nipple Ring
What a Great Nipple Ring! It’s for the Goth Girl who doesn’t mind being Cute and Feminine as well. It’s a Dangly Pink Skull with a Red Bow that is Dripping with Chains from a Nipple Barbell Ring! See,…
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Candy Charm Bracelet
These Handmade Plastic Candy Charms are Super Cute! This Adorable 7″ Charm Bracelet is LOADED with Candy Charms (Single Sided) from the 80’s. They are Sealed 3 times with an Acrylic Sealer for Maximum Durability. YUMMMM!
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High AF Space Helmet Brooch
LMAO! You know you’re High As F… When you need a Space Helmet! HA! This Funny and Colorful Brooch Pin cracks me up. Made out of Resin, surrounded by tons of Floating Stars and Featuring the Words HIGH AF,…
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