Sexy Carrot Dangle Earrings
Oh those Carrots... Always showing up Naked to the Dip! :) If you like Cooking in the Kitchen, and having some Sexy Good Times with the Food, then why not Sprout some Sexy Carrot Earrings. They're Fun, Orange, Water Resistant, and will Make Everyone Smile! Made out of Colored Pencil Drawings, Ink, Polysterene, and Sterling Silver Fish Wire Hooks, these Carrots are Sexy and they know it! :)
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Edgar Allan Poe Brooch
Edgar Allan Poe was an American Author, Best known for his Tales of Mystery and Macabre, like… The Tell-Tale Heart (My FAV), The Black Cat, The Cask of Amontillado, The Fall of the House of Usher, The Raven, and…
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Pet My Cat Belly Ring
“Meow, Rawr, Grrrrr, Hisssss Purrr Reow…” That’s a Good Kitty! Don’t Bring the Claws out Today! Because this is Pet My Cat Day! :) A Funny Looking Belly Button Navel Ring Featuring a Pink Feline and the words “Pet…
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Complete Moron ID Bracelet
“Why did the moron climb the glass wall?” “To see what was on the other side!” “Why did the moron drive his truck off a cliff?” “He wanted to test his air brakes!” Groan… (Aren’t those Blonde jokes?) Got…
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Dragonfly Flower Fingernail Rings
Craaaaazy! I’ve never seen Rings before that you wear on your FINGERTIPS! Looking like Fingernails, these Metal Rings wrap around your Finger for that one-of-a-kind look. Different, Cool, and Blinging with Rhinestones. Featuring a Lovely Dragonfly, these Fingernails are…
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Gothic Skull Engagement Ring
Oh Nice… Talk about a Black Heart. HA! It’s the Most Awesome Gothic Engagement Ring you’ll find yet. Featuring an Engagement Ring, with a 2.85 Carat Round, Black Moissanite (Man-Made Diamond), set in 6 Prongs and Surrounded by Black…
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Happy Bunny Belly Rings
Happy Bunny is always the Perfect Rabbit for Wisdom. With Sayings like: “Hi, Loser!” “You’re Ugly and that’s Sad!” “You Smell like Butt!” “Hi Dorkwad!” “You Go Girl, and Don’t Come Back!” “Let’s Focus on Me!” “It Worries me…