Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need one! LMAO! The Funny thing about this, is the Fact that Veggies really grow like this. Look at this Google Search and see for yourself! HOT! :)
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Sexy Carrot Dangle Earrings
Oh those Carrots... Always showing up Naked to the Dip! :) If you like Cooking in the Kitchen, and having some Sexy Good Times with the Food, then why not Sprout some Sexy Carrot Earrings. They're Fun, Orange, Water Resistant, and will Make Everyone Smile! Made out of Colored Pencil Drawings, Ink, Polysterene, and Sterling Silver Fish Wire Hooks, these Carrots are Sexy and they know it! :)
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Floral Leaf Vine Engagement Ring
This is STUNNING! WOW! It’s so Different and Cool. It’s an Engagement Ring that looks like Floral Vines and Leaves. Talk about Unique! I’ve never seen anything like it! In fact, this Etsy Artist has TONS and TONS of…
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Witch Finger Earrings
“How do you make a Witch Float?” “You take Two Scoops of Ice Cream, a Glass of Coke and one Witch!” HA!… Or, in this case… A couple of Witch’s Fingers will do! BOO! For it’s Creepy Green and…
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Jeffrey Dahmer Ring
YIKES! It’s Jeffrey Dahmer… The Milwaukee Serial Killer from the 90’s who worked in a Chocolate Factory, and Murdered Many Young Men by having Sex with them, Drilling Holes into their Skulls, Dismembering their Bodies, Storing their Heads in…
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Hockey Goalie Mask Cufflinks
The Hockey Goalie Mask, or Goaltender Mask, is a Mask worn by Ice Hockey, Inline, or Field Hockey Goaltenders to Protect their Head from Injury. The First Fiberglass Mask was Created in 1959, and Today these Goal Masks have…
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Evil Mario Horror Enamel Pin
Hold onto your Head… Too late. It’s Severed… Must be that Evil Mario again… YUP! Just like this Crazy Halloween Mario Lapel Pin, it’s Evil as Evil can be. Featuring the Lovely Mario with a Halloween Hockey Mask and…
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Sparkle Bright Polishing Cream
This Polishing Cream achieves Amazing results on Rings, Earrings, Necklaces, Bracelets, Chains and even your Motorcycle. It puts an instant shine on everything it touches… even your bald head!
