Colonel Sanders KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Harland David Sanders, who died in 1980, is the Founder of KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken. And with these Bloody Ear Plugs everyone will see that it's still Finger Licking Good! These Plugs are 5/8 Inch, 16mm, and made of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel. They'll last longer than you do. And the Best Part... They are sold as a Pair. Cool! So Buy a Set... Become Extra Crispy Tonight! ;)
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Salt and Pepper Earrings
LOL! Remember Salt-N-Pepa? The American Hip-Hop Trio that came out with the Smash Hit “PUSH IT”… HA! “Oooh, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Oooh, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Get up on This!” Now that I got you Singing, why not…
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Cracker Jack Toy Charm Bracelet
Cracker Jack is an American Brand of Snack consisting of Molasses-Flavored Candy-Coated Popcorn and Peanuts, well known for being Packaged with a Prize of Trivial Value inside… often a set of Dentures, a Hot Dog Charm, a Bowling Ball…
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Long Hair Dog Bead
LMAO!!! Remember that Time when you came home from School and the Bus ran over your Dog? Well… I think I found your DOG! HA! This is the Ugliest Charm on Earth! What happened to this Dog? It’s like…
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Real Tarantula Leg Pendant
“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…
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I Heart Rosie Palm Pendant
LOL That Rosie Palmer, she Tickles my Funny Bone… er, Bone… eh… Well, we all know who Rosie Palm is, you know, the Lady you’ll be Spending a Quiet Evening with Tonight… Yeah! Rosie Palm and her Five Sisters……
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Pink Love Emoji Stud Earrings
These Earrings are So Sweet, they make my Teeth Hurt. Darling Little Valentine’s Day Studs Featuring Emoji’s. Cute Love Emoji’s that are Smiling Pink Faces with Red Heart Eyeballs. Perfect for your Sweetheart on the Big V-Day. 925 Sterling…