Colonel Sanders KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Harland David Sanders, who died in 1980, is the Founder of KFC, Kentucky Fried Chicken. And with these Bloody Ear Plugs everyone will see that it's still Finger Licking Good! These Plugs are 5/8 Inch, 16mm, and made of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel. They'll last longer than you do. And the Best Part... They are sold as a Pair. Cool! So Buy a Set... Become Extra Crispy Tonight! ;)
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Graveyard Dirt Bottle Necklace
Fuuuuuuu…. This Bottle Necklace is enough to give you Nightmares! Literally! It’s a Tiny Bottle Necklace that is filled with Graveyard DIRT! Scarrrrrry! Voodoo Magic, Dark Spells, Creepy Crawly… I’m down with it. It’s a Great Spooky type of…
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Bone Fish Bracelet
This is a Great Gift for the Fisherman in your Family. It’s a 7.25″ Black Cord Bracelet featuring a Segmented Fish… Very Cool, Very Different. It’s a Bone Fish like you’ve never seen one before. Made out of a…
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Digital Destruction Watch
This is a Cool Looking Watch! Talk about Self-Destructing! It’s like a Time-Bomb went off on your Wrist! This Watch has Analog Time being Destroyed by the Digital World. Broken Dial, Broken Hands, Nothing but the Future!
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Nipple Ring
LMAO! Tell someone you have a “Nipple Ring”. When they ask to see it, pull this out! It’s a NIPPLE RING! A Real Nipple Ring… Not a Real Nipple, but a Ring. Get it? HA! Love the Idea, Crazy…
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Aint Nobody Got Time Watch
“Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That” is a Viral YouTube Video of Kimberly “Sweet Brown” Wilkins which Originally Aired on Oklahoma City NBC Affiliate KFOR-TV Featuring a Complex that was on Fire. And now… It also makes for one…
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Potato Chip Earrings
OMG! Wear these Funny Ass Earrings and you’ll be a CHIP DIP for Sure! LMAO! These Dangly Earrings are just too FUNNY! Looking like Real Potato Chips, Rippled (the BEST), they Certainly look like you could Dunk them in…