Kraken Wood Ear Plug
Oh I Freaking Love it! Kraken Ear Plugs! SWEET! The Kraken is a Legendary Sea Monster of Large Proportions Wildly Popular from the Movie Clash of the Titans. The Kraken is the Pet of Poseidon, and Zeus orders it to Destroy Argos to Punish Acrisius, the King of Argos, from casting his Wife and Perseus into the Sea. Awesome Movie, Great Monster, very Cool Plugs! “Release the Kraken!”
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The Colossal Kraken Arang Wood Ear Gauge Plug
Clash of the Titans really brought the Kraken to life, but Pirates of the Caribbean sealed his Fate! And just like these Kick Ass Ear Plugs, somehow the Kraken will live on. Made of Organic Arang Wood, these Kraken Plugs are Sold as a Pair, and Feature Hand Carved Tentacles and an Evil Eye that stares out from your Earlobe. They are Double Flared and come in many different Gauge Sizes. Order a Pair Today, and bring down the Boat Tomorrow! :)
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Joyful Doll Ring
You already have Vomit and Drool on your shoulder, why not have a Baby Licking your Finger with this One-Of-A-Kind, Handmade Doll Ring. It’s Eyes bring you in, the Tongue holds you back. All I can say is GAGA!
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Return to Oz Key Necklace
“We’re off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a Whiz…” Got ya Singing now didn’t I? ;) Return to Oz with this Necklace and you’ll be Singing Munchkin Songs all Day too!
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Kim and Kanye Necklace Set
“You know what Legos and Kim Kardashian have in Common?” “They are Both made out of Plastic!” OH, too much? “What does Kim Kardashian and Door Knobs have in Common?” “Everyone gets a Turn!” Oh… Okay. Okay! Let’s have…
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Stargate Ring
SWEET! This Stargate Ring Kicks ASS! So Coolllll! Stargate was a 1994 Film that centered on the Premise of a “Stargate”, an Ancient Ring-Shaped Portal Device that Created a Wormhole Enabling Travel to a Similar Device elsewhere in the…
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Fall Harvest Earrings
The Leaves are beginning to Shed… Fall is coming… Time to head South! But, before you go enjoy the Changing of the Colors. The Fun Harvest and Pumpkin Pies… And Adorn your Ears with the Season. Featuring Great Fall…
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Hi Hater Smiley Necklace
Say “HELLO” to all your Haters with this Cheesy Fun Necklace! Featuring a JUMBO Iced-Out Yellow Smiley Face holding up a Sign that reads: “Hi Haters”. It’s Hilarious, Cool, and it sends the Message Loud and Clear! :)
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