Very Cool Steampunk Steamhammer Necklace
This Impressive Steamhammer Necklace is Copper and Two-Tone Fine English Pewter with tons of Gears and Gauges... And it Swings Back and Forth just like a Working Hammer! COOL! Level Mountains in a Single Blow, with the Patent, New "Mjollnir (Hammer of Thor) of the Modern Age"! You Say Steam, I Say HAMMER-TIME! :)
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Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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Fart Loading Pendant
This Sterling Silver-Plated Pendant STINKS! Oh wait, that’s YOU! Show off your Favorite Sport by wearing this Funny Necklace that reads: Fart Loading Please Wait… It’s sure to bring a Smile! Or at least a Toot or Two! :)
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Fried Chicken Wings Earrings
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was Attached to your Ears! Yuck Yuck Yuck! And with these Adorable Miniature Chicken Wings, they’ll make Everyone DROOL! They look so Real, so Crispy, so Deep Fried, so Delicious……
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Toilet Paper Necklace
This Sterling Silver Necklace is Handmade (not hand used), and comes on an 18″ Snake Chain. Made of Seed Beads and Wire, it’s just sure to delight.
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Peach Eggplant Splash Enamel Pin Set
Oh Boy… It’s the Most Used Text Emojis ever… The Peach, Eggplant, and Splash! And if you don’t know what these are used for, then you’re Living under a Rock! (Think Private Parts with a Happy Ending) This 3…
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Saint and Sinner Ear Plugs
Clever, Clever Ear Plugs… Saint and Sinner Ear Plugs, that you can wear either way. For it’s the same Plug that reads SAINT one way, and spun around, it reads SINNER the other! So pick your Personality, or have…