The Colossal Kraken Arang Wood Ear Gauge Plug
Clash of the Titans really brought the Kraken to life, but Pirates of the Caribbean sealed his Fate! And just like these Kick Ass Ear Plugs, somehow the Kraken will live on. Made of Organic Arang Wood, these Kraken Plugs are Sold as a Pair, and Feature Hand Carved Tentacles and an Evil Eye that stares out from your Earlobe. They are Double Flared and come in many different Gauge Sizes. Order a Pair Today, and bring down the Boat Tomorrow! :)
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Circuit Board Dog Brooch
“What Dog keeps the Best Time?” “A Watch Dog!” “What did the Dog say when he Sat on Sandpaper?” “Ruff!” “What did the Hungry Dalmatian say after his Meal?” “That hit the Spots!” “What type of Markets do Dogs…
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Ouija Board Planchette Necklace
Always be prepared… For the Haunting Season is upon us and you never know when the Spirits are around… So adorn yourself with a Planchette, so your YES and NO will keep the Ghosts at bay. A Fun Ouija…
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Bacon Jewelry Costume Set
Oh, to be Smothered with Bacon… What a way to Die… And with this Insane Jewelry Combo Set, you can do just that. A Fantastic Realistic Bacon Set that Features Crisp, Crunchy, Bacon Strips, Clinging onto Earrings, a 7″…
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Fried Chicken Stud Earrings
“Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?” “Because it was Hanging from your Ear Lobes!” HA! I know that you want some Fried Chicken. Who doesn’t? Especially Little Miniature Drummies that look so Good you could Eat them (Better…
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Tooth Fairy Necklace
Using real, legally acquired human teeth, this Jeweler makes a Necklace that you’ll not soon forget… Even in your Nightmares! Cool AND Different!
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Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!












