“Where do Otters keep their Money?” “In the River Bank!” HA! Otters are so Cute and Adorable… Those Paws, those Eyes, that Nose… Just like this Pizza Eating Fool here. A Beautifully Handmade Otter holding a Golden Triangle of…

“Mommy Mommy, Joey is Biting Grandma’s Nail!” “Stop it Joey, or I am Closing the Coffin Lid!” NICE… Almost as Nice as this Coffin Belly Ring with a Stiff inside! Dangle this Direful Casket on your Belly and get…

Such a Cool Necklace… Ain’t nothing better than a little Blood, eh? Well, how about a whole lot of Blood… For this Very Unique Necklace is Filled to the Rim with Bright Red Blood! A Glass Vial that’s Wicked…

I got the Eye of the Tiger, a Fighter, Dancing through the Fire, ‘Cause I am a Champion and you’re gonna Hear me Roar!” I just wanted to get that Song stuck in your Head! HA! Get STUCK with…

I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…

Once you see that scene in Stephen King’s IT Movie, you will never forget it… The Paper Boat Scene with the S.S. Georgie Floating down the street and down into the Gutter… Where Pennywise makes his first appearance. Frightening…