Major Tom Skull Ring
“There’s Something Wrong, Can you Hear me, Major Tom?” Sorry! Major Tom can’t Help you anymore… He’s nothing but a Skull Rotting inside his Astronaut Suit… But he does make one Hell of a Cool Creepy Ring!
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"Ground Control to Major Tom!"
This Awesome Dead Astronaut Ring is Kick Ass Cool! Featuring a Golden Screaming Skull inside an Astronaut Helmet, this Ring is Chiller Good! (Reminds me of Ridley Scott's Unearthly Astronaut) It's a 3D Carved Skull Face encased in an Enamel Resin for a Visor... He's Wonderful, at Peace, and Frozen Forever in Time!
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Nipple Ring
LMAO! Tell someone you have a “Nipple Ring”. When they ask to see it, pull this out! It’s a NIPPLE RING! A Real Nipple Ring… Not a Real Nipple, but a Ring. Get it? HA! Love the Idea, Crazy…
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90 Percent Virgin Belly Ring
LMAO! Okay… What exactly is 90% Virgin? Anybody got a Guess? I don’t even Want to Think about it… I’d rather Laugh about it. :) This is a Cute and Fun and Very Pink Belly Ring that will Certainly…
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Unicorn Poop Ring
Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!
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Candy Cane Nipple Ring
HA! It’s Christmastime and that Means it’s Time for these Lovely Little Peppermint Candies to Dangle Deliciously from your Nipples! What’s more Festive than that? It’s a Candy Cane Nipple Ring Featuring Red and White Canes Hanging from a…
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FROZEN Heart Pendant
Faceted Crystal Heart features Elsa and Anna Art. This Lovely Pendant reads “Only True Love can thaw a Frozen Heart” on the Reverse side. Comes with a Genuine Diamond in the Snowflake Bail. Makes a Great Gift!
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