Funny Police Totally Not a Cop Cufflinks
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Pom Star Belly Button Ring
Oh who hasn’t Wanted to be a Pom Star? The Fame, the Fortune, the VD… Oh Yeah, that doesn’t really say “POM STAR” does it? HA! My bad! Featuring Neon Blue Lettering with a Big Star, this Belly Ring…
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Creepy Human Eye Bracelet
OH MY GAWDDDD! This Bracelet is just CRAZY to look at… It’s looking back at ME! YIKES! This Human Eyeball with Teeth Bracelet is Unbelievably Creepy and Cool at the Same Time! It’s Insane… I Just Love it! Wear…
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Deer Poop Necklace
HA! Nice, Real Nice… What a Sh*t*y Necklace. :) It’s Deer Poop, and it makes the Best Necklace ever! Cute Little Brown Turds, Strung on a 2mm Leather Cord, tied around your Neck… How Sweet! It’s the Closest you’ll…
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Evil Mario Horror Enamel Pin
Hold onto your Head… Too late. It’s Severed… Must be that Evil Mario again… YUP! Just like this Crazy Halloween Mario Lapel Pin, it’s Evil as Evil can be. Featuring the Lovely Mario with a Halloween Hockey Mask and…
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…
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New York Ring
“Start Spreading the News, I’m Leaving Today, I Want to be a Part of it, New York, New York, These Vagabond Shoes, Are Longing to Stray, Right through the Very Heart of it…” I know you’re Singing, as you…