Buddha Brass Ear Hole Plug Weight Stretchers
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…
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Goopy Eyeball Earrings
I would Scream if I could see… For it’s the Grossest Earrings on Earth. Goopy Eyeball Earrings that look like they’ve been Torn from a Zombie’s Head. Lovely! Bloody, Gooey, Drippy, Wet… Makes you Hungry, doesn’t it? Fun Earrings,…
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Vampire Blood Vial Necklace
Such a Cool Necklace… Ain’t nothing better than a little Blood, eh? Well, how about a whole lot of Blood… For this Very Unique Necklace is Filled to the Rim with Bright Red Blood! A Glass Vial that’s Wicked…
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Bacon Egg Earrings
I’d like some Bacon and Egg Earring Please. Over Easy. Crispy on the Sides… of your face! Great Earrings that will make you dangle and drool. :)
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Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her…
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Clear Cremation Urn Pendant
What can you do with Granny’s Ashes? Lots of things: Scatter Her, Bury Her, Drop Her from a Plane, Plant Her with a Tree, Put Her in a Helium Balloon, Stuff Her in a Teddy Bear, Dump Her in…