Rainbow Melting Candy Nipple Shield
This VERY COLORFUL Nipple Shield is made out of Acrylic (Sorry - NOT Edible). The Opening is 13mm Diameter, and the Barbell is 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel. These Rainbow Candy Nipple Bars are Sold Separately, so Buy TWO if you want a Double Scoop of Sweet Color and Candy Madness! Lick!
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Starbucks Coffee Bracelet
We all have that one friend who lives at Starbucks! They’re there EVERY DAY Drinking the Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha… And why not? IT’S DELICIOUS! So get that Crazy Starbucks Lady a Bracelet AND a Drink! She’ll LOVE it!…
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Skunk Earrings
I just want to hear someone scream out “YOU STINK!” Of course, it may be true, but with these little Skunk Earrings Dangling from your ears, you have a much better chance!
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Evil Eye Belly Button Ring
A Polish Immigrant had to take an Eye Exam for a Driver’s License. The Bottom Row of the Eye Chart read: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the Optician…
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Real Rat Foot Earrings
“What does a Twelve-Pound Rat say to a Cat?” “Here Kitty, kitty, kitty!” Ha, that’s Sick and Twisted… But not as much as these Earrings. Genuine Rat’s Feet, Chopped off and made into Elegant Dangle Earrings… Ideal for Halloween….
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Cat Pile Meowtain Enamel Pin
OMG!!! Talk about Cute Overload… It’s a Cat Mountain, er, Meowtain that’s Beyond Adorable. Just look at it. A Lapel Pin that’s Colorful, Enamel, Full of Darling Cats, Paws, Tongues and a Bung… Too Freaking Funny! You can’t NOT…












