Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
“What did the Sea say to the Little Mermaid?” “Nothing, it just Waved!” “Which part of a Mermaid Weighs the Most?” “The Scales!” “Why was the Little Mermaid Embarrassed?” “Because she saw the Big Ship’s Bottom!” Oh I Kill Me… But not as much as these Dead Skeleton Mermaid Earrings. She’s seen Better Days for sure. :)
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Dangly Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
WOW OH WOW! I Just LOVE these Earrings. What a Cool Concept! Mermaid Skeletons that Dangle from your Ears. How Kick Ass is that? Made from Solid Brass and Oxidized, these Creepy Mermaids were inspired by Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean. Awesome Earrings that were once Beautiful Mythical Creatures, now they just have Melted away, leaving nothing but a Silhouette behind. Great Earrings that will gain you TONS and TONS of Compliments. :) SWEET!
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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The Mummy Bolo Necktie
Talk about cool… And creepy! It’s THE MUMMY! In a bolo necklace, with images of an Ankh and the Eye of Ra on the side. A handmade mummy (inspired by the Mummy movies), carved from resin, featuring all the…
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Twizzler Ring
Twizzlers… Did you know that the manufacturer of Twizzlers is one of the Oldest Confectioneries in the U.S.? Trademarked in 1870, this company makes just about every Flavor and Color of Licorice you can Imagine… And they look just…
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American Football Stitching Ring
It’s Super Bowl FEVER Everywhere, with 51 coming fast (02-05-2017 – 6:30 PM on FOX), it’s the Atlanta Falcons VS the New England Patriots, and boy will it be a showdown… So Grab yourself a Football Ring to get…
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Intestine Charm
“What did the Stomach say to the Intestines?” “I can’t tell you. It’s an Inside Joke!” HA! This is one Charm that makes you want to go Hmmmmm…. It’s an Anatomical Stomach, with the Small, and Large Intestines! How…
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Fitness Taco In My Mouth Cufflinks
LMAO! These Cufflinks are Awesome and Funny… Featuring Two Cufflinks, Yellow Tone (or Silver), with an Orange Background and a Taco reading “I’m Into Fitness – Fit’ness Taco in My Mouth!” How Hilarious. And True. A Taco with Dumbbells,…
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