Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not Butter!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Gnarly, she uses them to Cut Chain at the Hardware Store!” “Yo Momma’s so Toothless, it took her an Hour to Eat Minute Rice”… HA! And Now, this Tie Tack!!!
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Real Molar Tooth Tie Tack
Nothing says Lovin like a Tooth Tie Tack. Right? And this Molar Tie Tack really Warms my Heart! A Real Molar Tooth, encased in a Silver Toned Tie Tack. That'll really make your Tie POP! Which Reminds me of this another Joke... A husband and Wife Entered the Dentist’s Office. The Husband said, “I Want a Tooth Pulled. I don’t want Gas or Novocain because I'm in a Terrible Hurry. Just Pull the Tooth as Quick as Possible!” “You re a Brave Man,” said the Dentist. “Now, Show me which Tooth it is.” The Husband turns to his Wife and says, “Open your Mouth Dear and Show the Dentist which Tooth it is!” :)
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Farting Ninja Wrist Watch
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Rubber Duck Belly Ring
What an Adorable Belly Button Ring… It’s a Rubber Ducky that’s BLINGING from Head to Tail with Ultra-Shine Cubic Zirconias. People will QUACK up over this. Made with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Duckie has Yellow Gems,…
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Rey Kensington Leather Watch
Such a Killer Star Wars Watch… A Nixon Kensington Leather Watch, Rey Edition! With a Canvas and Leather Watchband inspired by Rey’s Desert Outfit, a Second Hand modeled after Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber, the Rebel Alliance Symbol on 12 o’clock…
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The Melting Wrist Watch
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Classic Wheel Tire Pendant
VROOOOOOOM! It’s the Coolest Tire you’ll ever wrap around your neck. A Classic Wheel Tire that is Beautifully Crafted, Cast in Stainless Steel, Comfortable to Wear with Smooth Edges, 100% Hypoallergenic, comes in 3 Distinct Colors: Yellow, Black and…
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Pixel Heart Friendship Necklaces
The Graphics in Minecraft are intentionally Pixelated, it kind of looks like a Relic from the Atari Era. It’s a Whole World make out of Blocks! Just like this Heart… It’s a Friendship Necklace that Breaks Apart! :)
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