Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not Butter!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Gnarly, she uses them to Cut Chain at the Hardware Store!” “Yo Momma’s so Toothless, it took her an Hour to Eat Minute Rice”… HA! And Now, this Tie Tack!!!
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Real Molar Tooth Tie Tack
Nothing says Lovin like a Tooth Tie Tack. Right? And this Molar Tie Tack really Warms my Heart! A Real Molar Tooth, encased in a Silver Toned Tie Tack. That'll really make your Tie POP! Which Reminds me of this another Joke... A husband and Wife Entered the Dentist’s Office. The Husband said, “I Want a Tooth Pulled. I don’t want Gas or Novocain because I'm in a Terrible Hurry. Just Pull the Tooth as Quick as Possible!” “You re a Brave Man,” said the Dentist. “Now, Show me which Tooth it is.” The Husband turns to his Wife and says, “Open your Mouth Dear and Show the Dentist which Tooth it is!” :)
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Zombie Arm Ring
“Why did the Zombie go to the Dentist?” “To improve his BITE!” “Where do Zombies Eat Dinner?” “The LIVING Room!” “What’s a Zombies Favorite Desert?” “I-Scream!” Okay.. ENOUGH (NEVER ENOUGH) Zombie Jokes! Now, onto this Creepy Crawling Zombie Ring!…
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Justin Bieber Guitar Pick Pendant
What’s a Justin Bieber Song that I know…? “Rule the World”, oh wait, that was the Selena Gomez Break Up Song! My Bad! There’s so many Songs, it’s too Hard to Pick… Unless you have this Guitar Pick Pendant!…
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One Inch Ruler Pendant
The Things I Could Measure with a 1″ Ruler… A Quarter, A Pull Tab on a Soda Can, A Mini Cocktail Sausage, An Inch Worm, and… Well… That Thing! HA! One Inches can come in Handy… Really! Made out…
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Copper Enamel Cat Brooch
HA HA HA! OMG! This Cat Brooch is Artsy, Cute, and very FUNNY! Looks like he’s had a bit too much Cat Nip! HA! Hand Painted Copper Brooch in the Shape of a Cat Head that will get many,…
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90 Percent Virgin Belly Ring
LMAO! Okay… What exactly is 90% Virgin? Anybody got a Guess? I don’t even Want to Think about it… I’d rather Laugh about it. :) This is a Cute and Fun and Very Pink Belly Ring that will Certainly…
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Steampunk Cuff
I Love Steampunk Jewelry and this Cuff Bracelet is Eye-Candy at Best. A Unisex Aluminum Cuff with an Antique Copper Finish that Opens up just like Handcuffs by Screws and Pins… Great for any Cosplay Costume! Rustic, Bold, and…
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