“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…

Ah, Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx was an American Comedian and Film and Television Star. Known as a Master of Quick Wit and Widely Considered one of the Best Comedians of the Modern Era… And boy does he make one…

Duff Beer is a Brand of Beer that Originally started as a Fictional Beverage on the Animated Series The Simpsons. Since then it has become a Real Brand of Beer in a Number of Countries without Permission or Consent……

I Watch Christmas Story every Year on Christmas and LOVE IT! It really is the Best Movie in the World. And this Watch is the Coolest Watch ever! Featuring the Leg Lamp in a Crate, this Watch reads “Ah…

What’s the one Piece of Jewelry that you can’t live without? Oh wait, that’s an Organ you can’t live without… My Bad! And the reason you DON’T have a Large Intestine Brooch is this: You didn’t know it Existed….

Body Builders, Fitness Buffs, Muscle Heads, Exercise Fanatics… This is your Nipple Ring! Looking like a Dumbbell, this Bar goes through your Flesh! No Pain, No Gain! This Weight Lifting Dumbbell is no Dumbbell at all! It’s Sharp!