“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…

Edgar Allan Poe is one of my Favorite Authors of all time… “The Black Cat”, “The Pit and the Pendulum”, “The Tell-Tale Heart”, and “The Raven”, Poe was a Master at Dark, Gothic, Horror, just like this Ring! It’s…

I am in Love with this Watch! It’s a Pocket Watch that looks Alien and Retro at the same time. With a Skeleton Mechanical Hand-Wound Movement, Green and Black Face, this Elegant Time Piece is COOL COOL COOL. Plus,…

Nope Ear Plugs. Well, maybe… Because these Ear Plugs hold Spiders that are DEAD. Ideal for Halloween, or any Scary Time, Slide these Suckers through your Holes and let the Screaming begin. It’s Real Black Widow Spiders (And all…

“If At First You Don’t Succeed, Keep Flushing!” HA! If you have a Potty Mouth, Love Toilet Jokes, or Just like to Poop… These Cufflinks are for YOU! It’s the Pooping Toilet Cufflinks that will make your Shirt Sleeves…

LOL I LOVE this Bracelet! Inspired by the Famous Quote by the Imperial Stormtrooper “Stop Right There, You Rebel Scum!” (From Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi) comes this Awesome Leather Cuff Bracelet that reads “REBEL…