Pee and Poop Best Friends Necklace Set
Okay, so who's the Poo? YOU or your BF? HA! These Pendants, that come in a set of TWO, are Adorable. Smiling Pee and Poop with Big Beady Eyes... Would look so Great Sliding down your Neck! Really! Made of Polymer Clay and Glaze, these Happy Fellas hang from a 17" Silver Toned Chain (that's NICKEL FREE!) So if you have an Odd, Quirky Friendship, like Superman and Lois Lane, then WHY NOT go there? Take the Plunge! It will Warm your Heart, and may even make a few Cheeks FLUSH! ;) (P.S. You can also Order just Poop and Poop!) COOL!
-
Buddha Brass Ear Weight Stretchers
You know that guy that Lifts Weights with his Eyelids on America’s Got Talent? Well now you can Lift Weights with your EARS! For this very Cool and Detailed Ear Plug, is actually a Weighted Ear Stretcher. Handmade Angkor…
-
Twerk Hoop Earrings
Twerking is a Type of Dancing in which an Individual, usually a Female, Dances to Music in a Sexually Provocative Manner involving Thrusting Hip Movements and a Low Squatting Stance (with your Tongue out)… In other words: Miley Cyrus!…
-
Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
-
Cemetery Ring
Creepy Tombstones adorn this Halloween Ring… Heck, this Ring you could wear ANYTIME! Right? With a Spooky Tree, a Full Moon, and Flying Bats, this Ring is IDEAL for the Horror Fan. Handmade, Etched with Black Enamel, this .925…
-
I Aten’t Dead Brooch
Granny Weatherwax is a Fictional Character from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Series. She is Adept at Borrowing (Overlaying her Mind on Another). But while her Mind is Away, her Body Falls into a Catatonic, Death-Like Trance… Hence the Placard She…
-
Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…












