Dragon Eye Stainless Steel Men's Ring
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Dark Legend of Zelda Neclace
You have collected a Poe Soul! And it looks AWESOME! Great detail in these handmade Dark Legend of Zelda Necklaces. You’ll want to keep it bottled up forever! :)
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…
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Crying Kardashian Ring
If I made $85 Million this year, I’d cry too! Just look at her… Sad Face, Slick Hair, Mouthful of Spit, and 5 Tons of Mascara… Such a Horrible Life! And now, you can carry around her Lovely Mug…
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Gold Toilet Pendant
Ah, the Man’s Throne! The Place where we spend most of our time… And now, BEHOLD… The Gold Throne! The Toilet of all Toilets… The Cream of the Poo… Not only is this Pendant Shiny and FUN, but the…
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Black Sheep Cufflinks
When you’re the Black Sheep of the Family, you know it. So why not Show it, with these Fun and Cool Cufflinks. Made out of High Quality Metal, these Sheep will look Baaaaa-d Ass on your Sleeves. Especially with…
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Terrarium Necklace
“AAIIEE! What’s Growing on your Neck?” HA! This Terrarium Necklace is AWESOME… For it contains Self-Sustaining Moss, Soil, and Charcoal… “IT’S ALIVE!!!” All you have to do is Wear it and get some Sun! (Not Good for Computer Geeks)












