Pee Wee Herman "Shhh! I'm Listening to Reason!" Earrings
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I Like Big Books Pendant
To be Sung to the Tune of “Baby Got Back”… “I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie, You Other Readers can’t Deny, When a Book Walks in with a Good Plot Base, and a Big Spine in your…
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Red Bone Voodoo Earrings
Creep out the Folks this Halloween Season with some Creepy Dark Voodoo Earrings! WOW! Scary Voodoo Mask Earrings dangling from Red BONES! SICK! I Love it! Handmade out of Glazed Stoneware, these Detailed Death Heads dive below Enameled Copper…
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Clear Cremation Urn Pendant
What can you do with Granny’s Ashes? Lots of things: Scatter Her, Bury Her, Drop Her from a Plane, Plant Her with a Tree, Put Her in a Helium Balloon, Stuff Her in a Teddy Bear, Dump Her in…
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The Big Bang Theory Bracelet
This Adorable 7″ Charm Bracelet is loaded with Plastic Charms (single sided). They are Sealed with an Acrylic Sealer for Maximum Durability, and come on a 7″ Curb Chain with a Lobster Clasp. “I’m Batman! Ssssh!”
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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Mustache Septum Nose Ring
Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…