"Pendanteeth" Pendant With Teeth
Hey, you got a little something stuck in your Teeth... Oh, that's your Sweater! GAWD! This Pendant is nothing but TEETH! And, they look so Real (but they are not, sadly, they're just Fake Human Teeth). Comes with a Black Brass Chain and a Lobster Clasp. Eat it up, before it's GONE!
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Daddy Loading Cufflinks
LMAO! These Cufflinks make the Perfect Gift for Expecting Fathers. Let the World know that there’s a Bun in the Oven. Fun Cufflinks Reading “Daddy …loading” along with a Loading Bar, you’ll get Smiles, Congrats, and hey, a New…
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Maggot Earrings
WOAH! Hold it right there… MAGGOTS? You bet. And they’re aiming for your Head. It’s Handmade Earrings with Creepy, Gross Maggots Dangling by your Ears. Such Glorious Hideous Creatures. Gold Tone Earrings with .75″ long Rubber Maggots (Sorry, they’re…
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Jane Doe Toe Tag Necklace
The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…
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Star Trek Enterprise Cufflinks
Beautiful… I have always LOVED the USS Starship Enterprise. Just looking at it sets my Geek Alert off. And you don’t even want to know what Warp Drive does… HA! And with these Cool Cufflinks, I can go where…
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Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
“Let’s See…” ;) “I’ll have the Chicken and Veggie Kebab, along with Steak and Jalapeno… and Hell, why not throw in that EYE!” I mean, it’s Juicy, it’s Bloody, and it’s BLUE! (It Blew that way when I took…
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Easter Slap Bracelets
Nothing like a good slap on the wrist… with slap bracelets. Bracelets ideal for the upcoming Easter holiday. Great bracelets that are various bright colors, made out of comfortable rubber, and wrap around the wrist with a good ole…