Tactical Compass Military Outdoor Survival Watch Strap Band Bracelet
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Fortune Cookie …In Bed Brooch
This is the Fortune I need… I always get Silly ones that say “You Will Meet a New Friend” or “Lucky Numbers are: 10, 11, 66″… What I really need is a Real Prediction, like this Fun Fortune Cookie…
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Anatomical Heart Necklace
I always knew you had a Black Heart! After all, you are the Black Sheep of the Family, AND you do smoke non-stop! Oh wait… This is a ZOMBIE Heart with Bloody Veins! My Bad!
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Jeffrey Dahmer Ring
YIKES! It’s Jeffrey Dahmer… The Milwaukee Serial Killer from the 90’s who worked in a Chocolate Factory, and Murdered Many Young Men by having Sex with them, Drilling Holes into their Skulls, Dismembering their Bodies, Storing their Heads in…
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Keebler Elf Cookie Ring
Love Keebler Elf Cookies? Those Fun Crazy Colorful Elves that live in a Tree and make Fabulous Sweets… Just like this Realistic Food Ring that looks just like a Keebler Cookie (Filling and all). Elwood, the most Famous Elf…
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Halloween Witch Earrings
These are CUTE! Fun Dangle Witch Earrings… With Green Beads! Clever and Adorable for Halloween. With Sterling Silver Fish Hook Wire Earrings, Swarovski Crystals, Round Beads, Bicone Beads, and Black Calla Lilies, these Earrings are the Perfect thing to…