Plumber Butt Crack Humor Dangle Earrings
Oh the Laughter will roll in when people see these Bare Cheeks. It's the Butt of a Plumber as he's Bending over fixing your Pipes. With a Wrench in one hand and a Full Moon Rising, you'll LOVE the Comments and Smiles you get from these. Made from Durable, but Light Weight Plastic that's Sealed and Varnished and hung from Hypoallergenic Silver Plated Surgical French Ear Wire Hooks, it's just what you always wanted... To be the Butt of all Jokes! :) HA!
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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Creepy Eyeball Jar Necklace
One eyeball, and two eyeball, and CRUNCH! YUM! What’s better than seeing an eyeball in a jar? How about 20 of them? And with this sick and twisted necklace, it’s sure to attract all the eyes, for sure. It’s…
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Backward Goofy Watch
This Lorus Watch by Seiko is a Disney Collectors Watch! Silver Tone, Battery Operated, and Certainly GOOFY… The Numbers are Backwards on the Watch… The Watch tells Time Backwards, AND the Second Hand even runs in Reverse! Cool!
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Earth Worm Of Death Bracelet
HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Jesus Nipple Rings
Oh God… I mean Oh Jesus… These Nipple Rings are gonna Burn a Hole in me… For these Bad Boys are Jesus! Two of them, Dangling from your Nipples with his Arms out. Yikes! Talk about a Piercing! Religious,…












