Plumber Butt Crack Earrings
“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings make me Laugh too. It’s the Plumbers Butt Crack Earrings that will make everyone Crack up Laughing! :)
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Plumber Butt Crack Humor Dangle Earrings
Oh the Laughter will roll in when people see these Bare Cheeks. It's the Butt of a Plumber as he's Bending over fixing your Pipes. With a Wrench in one hand and a Full Moon Rising, you'll LOVE the Comments and Smiles you get from these. Made from Durable, but Light Weight Plastic that's Sealed and Varnished and hung from Hypoallergenic Silver Plated Surgical French Ear Wire Hooks, it's just what you always wanted... To be the Butt of all Jokes! :) HA!
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Alter Ego Ring
Everybody wants an Alter Ego. A Superhero that hides behind a Mask… Talk about COOL! Some Bad Ass Hero Running through the Streets with a Cape and a Toilet Plunger, yeah, you get my drift. Want to Fight Crime?…
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Lucky Cat Ear Plug
The Lucky Cat, is actually called the “Maneki-Neko”, or Beckoning Cat, Welcoming Cat, Money Cat, Happy Cat, or Fortune Cat. It’s often Believed to Bring Good Luck to the Owner. And this Ear Plug Depicts the Famous Cat Beckoning…
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Handcuff Key Cufflinks
James Bond could really use these… It’s the Uncuff Cufflinks… The Cufflinks that can be used to OPEN Handcuffs! Talk about Cool! Get out of a Tight Jam with these. Put the Cufflink Toggle-Key into the Handcuff Key Slot…
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Cat Pancake Ring
“Let Them Eat Pancake!” Right? Especially when it’s a Cat Shaped Pancake covered with Butter. YUMMMMM! A Darling Cat Pancake that’s actually a Ring. Looking like a Miniature Pancake, with Cat Ears and a Dollop of Butter, this Pancat…
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Tattooed Boys Belly Ring
LMAO! Bad Girls, and Probably some Bad Boys would LOVE to have this Dangly Belly Button Navel Ring. It’s the “I Heart Tattooed Boys” Belly Ring that’s Eye Candy and makes a Pretty Big Statement on what you Like…
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…
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