Huge Funky Realistic Potato Chip Earrings
These Rippled Potato Chip Earrings are HUGE and very FUNKY! Made from Life-Sized Plastic Potato Chips, they come attached to Stainless Steel Fish Ear Hooks and are Ready to Dangle from your Lobes and Look very Edible. Now... "Why did the Sea Monster Eat Five Ships that were carrying Potatoes?" "Because no one can Eat just one Potato Ship!" Isn't that the Truth? :)
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Potted Succulent Plant Earrings
How Stinking Cute… Succulent Plants for your Ears! Darling Little Potted Plants that look just like the Real Plants, but Smaller… And FAKE! Yes these Succulents are actually Handmade out of Polymer Clay. So you don’t have to Worry…
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Crime Scene Bracelet
This is an appropriate Bracelet to wear if you’ve been Naughty… Or if you’re watching far too much CSI.
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Brigitte Crazy Horse Brooch
LMAO! Brigitte Cracks me up! She’s a Two-Bit Dancer that looks like she’s Seen Better Days. And after this, I may need Eye Surgery! Because Brigitte-Birthday-Suit, is a Brooch Pin that looks Grand on your Lapel, Hat or Purse….
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The Shining Room 237 Earrings
NICE!!!!!!! Here, Hold my Beer, I’m going to take a BATH… FOREVER! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! It’s Room 237 Hotel Keys Ripped Right from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, and boy are they Bloody Cool. Looking just like…
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Chucky Child’s Play Pendant
“FUUUUUUU********KKKKKK!” This Necklace is Creepy as Hell! WOW! It’s the Chucky Doll from Child’s Play and it looks KILLER! Frightening Blue Eyes in a Sliced up Bloody Head with that Gnarly Orange Hair… YIKES! Makes me want to Run…
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Christmas Santa Brooch
This Brooch practically Screams “Merry Christmas!”… “SCREAMS” is Right! I’ve never seen a Santa look like this, and I hope I never do again. I’m having Nightmares now… Freaky Santa will look GREAT on that Ugly Christmas Sweater though!…












