Predator Mask Ear Gauge Plugs
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Sushi Roll Earrings
“What did the Sushi say to the Bee?” “Wasabi?” “Did you Hear about the New Sushi Bar that Caters Exclusively to Lawyers?” “It’s called Sosumi!” Oh the Jokes for Sushi are just Rolling in… Much like these Sushi Roll…
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…
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Bone Dragon Jewelry Box
This Awesome Bone Dragon’s Jaws open up to reveal a Trinket Box that you can store all sorts of Interesting Little Oddities. Would look great on any Dresser. Great Detail! VERY VERY COOL!
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Askhole Charm
I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…
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Blood Shot Eye Ear Plugs
These are Awesome… And Eye-Popping! It’s Ear Gauge Plugs… That are Eyes! Bloodshot Eyeballs that are Gory, Graphic, Gnarly, and come in many Different Gauges (12mm, 18mm, 20mm). Blue Pupils. Red Veins. Bulging from your Lobes… HOW COOL! And…
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Mustache Septum Nose Ring
Damn, I hate it when I get boogers in my mustache! And with this hilarious septum nose ring, I’m sure it’ll attract lots of attention and SNOT! Right? Funny Stache made out of 316L Surgical Steel with a Gleaming…












