“What happened to the sardines when they showed up late for work?” “They got canned!” Groan! Just good Humor, like this Adorable Sardines in a Tin Can Necklace. Fun, Handmade, Reeking of Sardines inside a Can with an Aged…

LMAO! When you Put these in your Ears, you Instantly Start a PARTY! Because these are the Glitter Ear Plugs that are really FULL of Purple and Blue Glitter that Moves and Rotates as your Head Moves and Spins….

What a Perfect Gift for Dr. Dolittle… It’s a Talisman Pendant that enables you to Communicate with the Animals! Wear it (Wiccan or Not), and your Dog will say things like “Hey, YOU go Fetch that Stick!” or “HA…

Ah Yes… Spring! Everything’s in Bloom: The Trees, the Buds, the Flowers… All the Birds are Laying Eggs, the Squirrels are in Heat… You gotta Love it! And what you’ll LOVE even more: These Nipple Rings! Beautiful Flower Nipple…

“Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”

Creeee-eeepy! What a really Cool and Creepy Tie Tack… An Egyptian MUMMY! Or is it Daddy? You can’t tell until you UNTIE it… HA! And this TIE Tack, is Perfect for that Halloween Tie. Made out of Metal with…