This Valentine’s Day, gift her a Box of Chocolates that’s Fat-Free. A Heart Shaped Box of Miniature Chocolates that are so Cute, so Dainty, so Unique, she’ll Wear it Forever. Handmade Chocolates, looking Real enough to Eat, but made…

What a Cool Cool Kick-Ass Cool Necklace. If I wore this, I’d walk around all day going “RAWRRRRRRRR!” Seriously. So would you. Admit it. It’s a Beautifully Sculpted T-Rex Dinosaur Head Pendant that’s Cast in 316L Stainless Steel and…

Start the New Year off SPICY! Spicy Hot, like Cheetos Hot. And Boy are they Scrumptious Looking. Realistic Cheetos made out of Polymer Clay, that are 1.5″ long and come on either Stud Posts or Dangle Fish Hook Earrings….

A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you…

“What Dog keeps the Best Time?” “A Watch Dog!” “What did the Dog say when he Sat on Sandpaper?” “Ruff!” “What did the Hungry Dalmatian say after his Meal?” “That hit the Spots!” “What type of Markets do Dogs…

Now this is a Beautiful Looking Pendant… As long as you don’t look directly into the Pupil! YIKES! This Very Cool Evil Eye Pendant Features Blue Sapphires and Diamonds in the Shape of an Eye-Ball. Set in Sterling Silver…