Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that look just like Herpes, or some Puss Filled Blisters, Blood… GROSS… Your ears will never look so good. Stainless Steel Liners, Polymer Clay, Acrylic, Resin… MADNESS! Wanna lick?
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Puss Filled Herpes Blister Infected Ear Gauge Plugs
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….
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Funny Face Jester Bead
Buy this very Interesting Bead and put it on your Bracelet… Wait for the Comments, they’re coming! :) Such a Funny looking Charm Bead that will fit most any Charm Bracelet. It’ll even make you do a little Dance…
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Severed Arms Necklace
Where is Liam Neeson when you need him? For he certainly could have helped in this TAKEN situation… It’s a Crazy-Ass, Bloody, Severed Arms Pendant featuring Two Arms, with Hands Bound, Severed at the Elbows… Talk about a Fright!…
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Eyeball Pendant
“I Broke up with a Cross-Eyed Chick… I thought She was Seeing Someone else!” “Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Opticians?… Everyone!” “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?… Between you and me, Something Smells!”…
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Death Star Bead Bracelet
Nothing like a Death Star to Brighten your Mood. It’s the Coolest Death Star you’ll see, orbiting your Wrist with Black Lava Rock (a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker Shish Kebab) Bead Bracelet. The Death Star is Cast in 316L Stainless Steel,…
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Zombie Pavlova Ring
Pavlova is a Meringue-Based Dessert named after the Russian Ballet Dancer Anna Pavlova. It is a Meringue Cake with a Crisp Crust and is Soft and Light inside, usually Topped with Whipped Cream and Fruit. But this Pavlova Dessert…
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