Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that look just like Herpes, or some Puss Filled Blisters, Blood… GROSS… Your ears will never look so good. Stainless Steel Liners, Polymer Clay, Acrylic, Resin… MADNESS! Wanna lick?
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Puss Filled Herpes Blister Infected Ear Gauge Plugs
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Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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Hippie Moon Pendant
This ain’t your average Moon… This is the Smiling Hippie Moon! Just look at that Open Mouth, those Teeth… the Big Evil Eyes… It’s Laughing at you, for Sure! Makes for a Very Cool Looking Necklace that’s Durable and…
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Lucky Cat Ear Plug
The Lucky Cat, is actually called the “Maneki-Neko”, or Beckoning Cat, Welcoming Cat, Money Cat, Happy Cat, or Fortune Cat. It’s often Believed to Bring Good Luck to the Owner. And this Ear Plug Depicts the Famous Cat Beckoning…
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Coffin Belly Ring
“Mommy Mommy, Joey is Biting Grandma’s Nail!” “Stop it Joey, or I am Closing the Coffin Lid!” NICE… Almost as Nice as this Coffin Belly Ring with a Stiff inside! Dangle this Direful Casket on your Belly and get…
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Human Centipede Ring
The Human Centipede was a Dutch Horror Film that set the Internet on FIRE! The Film tells the Story of a German Doctor who Kidnaps Three Tourists and Joins them Surgically, Mouth to Anus, forming a “Human Centipede,” a…
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Silly Monster Eyeball Ring
LMAO! I Remember those… It’s the Silly Big-Eyed Monster Ring that was HUGE in the 90’s. Just looking at those Eyes makes me Laugh. Plus, they are Vintage Eye-Balls… And you can get them in Red, Blue, Yellow, or…
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