Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those Eyes, the Hands, the Brown Stinky Feet… HA!
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Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Dexter Bubblegum Bracelet
Did Dexter Chew Gum? If he did, I have a feeling they would look like this… Bloody Balls of Bubble Gum that look like a Serial Killer’s Favorite Chew. Fun, Gory Bracelet made out of 20mm Resin Round Splatter…
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Magic Trick Magnetic Ring
This is a Ring Everyone could use… Not just Magicians! It’s a Magic Ring that’s not only a Strong Magnet (and can be used Wildly for tons of Magic Tricks), but it also has a very Reflective Mirror-Like Finish…
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French Fries Ketchup Necklace
This is a Food Group, right? A Food Group all its own… French Fries and Ketchup. YU-UM! Featuring a Realistic Food Necklace that looks just like Real French Fries with a Dollop of Ketchup. Making me Drool now… So…
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Dark Brown Sub-Dial Watch
This is one COOL looking Watch! Talk about High-Tech… although it really isn’t! You see, all those Ultra-Cool Sub-Dials are just for Decoration ONLY! They don’t Function! It’s all for LOOKS, and it LOOKS GREAT! :)
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Butterfly Ear Plug
This Butterfly Ear Plug is so PRETTY! How Cute would these look sticking in your Ear Holes? AWESOME! Double Flared, made with UV Acrylic, this Plug not only looks GOOD, BUT… It Glows under a UV Light! Sweet!
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Cross and Skull Necklace
Very, Very Cool Necklace! I love the combo of wearing a Skull and a Cross together. It’s Gothic, Traditional, and Ultra-Bad-Ass! Made out of Sterling Silver, this duo hangs from a Braided Black Cord Necklace and makes for a…
