Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those Eyes, the Hands, the Brown Stinky Feet… HA!
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Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Zero Fox Given Copper Bracelet
“What does the Fox say?” Not a Damn Thing! Because if it did, it would probably Cuss. The reason being… This is a Zero Fox Given Bracelet (And you know what FOX means)! It’s a Fun Bracelet that really…
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Half Teeth and Fang Ring
Looking for a Bite Tonight? Some Creepy Crazy Ring that will make everyone Scream? Well this Half Teeth, Fang Ring, is just the thing. Handmade out of Brass, this Frightening Ring has Gums, Teeth and FANGS! Inspired by the…
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Satellite X Watch
When I look at this Watch I feel like I’ve gone to the Future… It’s very Cool and very GEEKY! Just look at the Dial, the Vivid Halos of Light LEDs, the Crazy Material Pattern on the Band… INSANE!…
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Classic Calculator Keypad Watch
Classic? Or Nerdy? Either way, it’s a Big Calculator Watch that’ll raise a Few Eyebrows, and Fingers. For it looks just like a Calculator (even has the Numbers in the Correct Position), and it Lights up in Sequence to…
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Game Boy Locket
This is a GREAT idea for the Gamer Mom or Grandma out there. A Gamebox Necklace, that has an open display to show off whatever image you slide inside. Tetris, Pacman, or even your Kid!
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…
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