Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those Eyes, the Hands, the Brown Stinky Feet… HA!
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Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Pinocchio Spoon Ring
Pinocchio is a Fictional Character of the Children’s Novel The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883), by Carlo Collodi. Carved by Geppetto in a Small Italian Village, he was Created as a Wooden Puppet, but Dreamed of becoming Real. He’s known…
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Lock Pick Earrings
What a Cool Pair of Dangly Earrings… Lock Picks! Handmade using Stainless Steel, and Silver Plated Fastenings, these Earrings will gain lots of attention… Perfect for Quick Escapes, Late Nights, and Lost Keys. :)
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Afro Einstein Earrings
These Einstein Earrings are so eye catching with his Pink Brains Afro! Tooooo FUNNY! These will make people Laugh and Shake their Noggins at the same time! Sure to be a Blast! You think?
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Nerd Tie Bar
LMAO! I could see People wearing this! NERDS! And who am I to Talk? I’m a Nerd too! Computer Geek… I don’t Wear Glasses, but this Tie Bar Certainly fits me… And, it Fits my Tie even Better! Wear…
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Colors of Venice Necklace
Such a Beautiful Necklace… Murano Style Glass Beads that are Inspired by Thomas Kinkade, the Painter of Light! These Colors of The Floating City, in Rich Gold, Umber, and Mahogany are Ideal for the Fall Season. Detailed and Embossed…
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Come Play With Us Danny Plugs
Yikes! Double Trouble with these Great Scary Ear Plugs. Featuring the Twin Girls from Stephen King’s “The Shining”, these Little Deadly Darlings are Ideal for Plugging Holes and Making Foes. Create your own Nightmares with these Clear Acrylic Plugs…
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