Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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Creepy Doll Earrings
Every now and then, I run across a Piece of Jewelry that makes me say “WOWWWWWW!” This is IT! Creepy Dolls, Wrapped up in Wire and Gears and Dangling from French Wire Earrings! WOW! WOW! WOW!
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BFF Skull and Brain Necklace Set
Awesomeeeeee! What a Really, Really Cool Idea. It’s a Best Friends Forever (BFF) Necklace Set that consists of a Skull Pendant, where the Cranium Lid Hinges Open, to Hold the Other Pendant’s Brain! HA! I Just Love It! Made…
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Chocolate Chip Cookies Ring
You know what’s Better than a Tray of Chocolate Chip Cookies? NOTHING! I LOVE Chocolate Chips… Fresh and Hot outta the Oven… TO DIE FOR! And so this Tray of Crunchy Cookies is right up my Alley. It’s a…
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Doctor Who Dalek Watch
Doctor Who Fans, step right up! This Watch is made just for YOU! This Collector Series Watch is a Limited-Edition Watch that’s reminiscent of Dalek Caan’s armored Shell, with Brassy Gold Balls on a Black Leather Band! SO COOL!
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Bottle of Water Earrings
Water… Water… If I ever get stuck in the Desert, I’m gonna NEED these Earrings. For they look just like Miniature Bottles of Crystal Clear Water. Cute Water Bottles, Dangling from your Ear Lobes, Makes my Mouth Water just…












