Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those Eyes, the Hands, the Brown Stinky Feet… HA!
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Dingleberries Are People Too Earrings
JOKE: "A Man was Walking his Dog through the Graveyard when he saw another Man Crouching Behind a Gravestone. "Morning!" he said. The other Man replies, "No, just having a Shit!" HA HA HA! "What's Brown and Sits on a Piano Bench? " "Beethoven's First Movement!" Ewww... Too Much? If you like Toilet Jokes like these, you'll LOVE these Dingleberry Earrings. They're Aluminum, Round, have Brown Spots on them, Some Words, and come with a Glossy Finish. Now, don't forget to FLUSH! :)
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Tactical Compass Bracelet
It looks like a Wrist Watch, but isn’t. It’s a Tactical Compass which could save your life. Easy to Use, Easy to Wear, this Straps to your Arm like a Bracelet and Points you in the Right Direction, making…
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Tarantula Spider Wrist Watch
Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…
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Fancy Curved Hook Taper
Bad Ass! That about sums up this Fancy Curved Hook Taper… Slide it in your ear and let the comments begin! It’s INSANE LOOKING! Made of 316L Surgical Steel, this Fancy Curved Taper looks like it came from an…
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Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Earrings
Gear up for The Last Jedi, coming to Theaters SOON, with these Badass Luke Skywalker Earrings. Lightsabers, Blue, that Pierce your Ears like a Knife through Butter. Slick Earrings that pass through your Ear like Ear Jackets. Creative, Fun,…
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Meteor Shower Wrist Watch
Meteor Showers are Best seen after Midnight. And with this Watch, you’ll never miss a Flurry… For it’s a Meteor Shower Wrist Watch that’s the Coolest Watch Ever. Featuring LED Touch Screen Technology to Tell the Time in Light-Up…
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Crystal Ball Ring
This is a very Awesome Natural Quartz Crystal Ball Ring! It’s a little Large on the Finger, but so is your BRIGHT FUTURE! Just one Glance at this Ball is all you need to know it all. NEAT STUFF!…
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