Star Wars R2-D2 Charm Bead
How would you know the Hyperdrive is Deactivated? [beeps] The City's Central Computer told you? R2-D2, you know better than to Trust a Strange Computer... [R2's Welding Arm Shocks his Ankle]... Oh wait, I'm getting sidetracked. :) Put this Awesome Charm on your Arm and walk around Beeping like R2-D2. Really!
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Pink Pig Belly Ring
“Does this Pink Pig Belly Ring make me look Fat?” “No, your Fat makes you look Fat!” HA! Don’t be Sad Little Piggy, because this Belly Ring is Adorable, Cute, and oh-so PINK! Oink Oink!
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St. Patron of Weight Loss Pendant
Whelp… There you go, there’s a Saint for everything. For this Pendant Necklace is the St. Patron of Weight Loss. Looking for a little Guidance? Some Help from Above to Shed the Fat and Keep your Weight under Control?…
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Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and…
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Bite Me Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR BELLY! This Cool Belly Ring has Dangling Bloody FANGS that read “Bite Me” across the Upper Teeth! Creepy and Awesome at the same time! CHOMP!
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S.S. Georgie IT Paper Boat Brooch
Once you see that scene in Stephen King’s IT Movie, you will never forget it… The Paper Boat Scene with the S.S. Georgie Floating down the street and down into the Gutter… Where Pennywise makes his first appearance. Frightening…
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Swipe Left Swipe Right Cufflinks
These are today’s cufflinks for sure. Swipe Left, Swipe Right cuffs that will take your Tinder app to real life. One arm gets black text reading SWIPE RIGHT, and the other, red text reading SWIPE LEFT. Stylish, classy, and…