Christmas Poo Necklace
Let’s face it, everyone has a Christmas poo… Especially after all the food we’ll eat this Holiday Season. BIG POO’s… Just like this Fun Loving Turd Emoji. Ideal for Christmastime. For it’s a Pile of Curly Poop, Smiling, with Beady Black Eyes and a Darling Red Santa Hat (The Pom-Pom should have been Corn). Made of Polymer Clay, it Dangles from a Red Chain Link Necklace. It’s Fun, Festive, Modern, Meme, and hey, no SMELL!
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Santa Turd Poop Emoji Necklace Pendant
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Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not…
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Burger King Logo Earrings
These are Great Earrings to own if you’re the Home of the Whopper! Because it takes Two Hands to Handle a Whopper! Right? Burger King has some Funny Slogans… Burger King, where you’re the Boss! Stack it High, Tough…
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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Custom Wood Ring Box
These are COOL! Ring Boxes that are Handmade out of WOOD and Custom Engraved with your Initials, Hearts, whatever you like. Use it for Storing your Rings and Jewelry, or even Proposing with! It’s sure to make a HUGE…
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Twizzler Ring
Twizzlers… Did you know that the manufacturer of Twizzlers is one of the Oldest Confectioneries in the U.S.? Trademarked in 1870, this company makes just about every Flavor and Color of Licorice you can Imagine… And they look just…
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Dexter Heart Necklace
I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE Dexter Fan. I loved that show… And so when I saw this Crazy Creepy Pendant, I FREAKED! It’s so Awesome, and well, Dexterish! It’s a Heart Pendant, that’s Bloody, Wrapped in what looks…
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