Star Wars R2-D2 Charm Bead
How would you know the Hyperdrive is Deactivated? [beeps] The City's Central Computer told you? R2-D2, you know better than to Trust a Strange Computer... [R2's Welding Arm Shocks his Ankle]... Oh wait, I'm getting sidetracked. :) Put this Awesome Charm on your Arm and walk around Beeping like R2-D2. Really!
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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Sharks With Human Teeth Earrings
Oh Ho Ho… These Earrings are Fun indeed. Featuring Great White Sharks with Human Teeth. Talk about a HOOT! You can’t wear these and not get a Human Smile, or two. A Handmade Pair of Waterproof Drop Earrings, set…
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Silver Circuit Board Ring
“How does an electrician tell if he’s working with AC or DC power?” “If it’s AC, his teeth will chatter when he grabs the conductor. If it’s DC, they just clamp together!” Oh… The joke… Binary, Engineering… Computer NERDS!…
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Appendix Necklace
The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…
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Doge Meme Earrings
Doge is an Internet Meme that became Popular in 2013. The Meme consists of a Picture of a Shiba Inu accompanied by Multicolored Comic Sans Text that Represents a kind of Internal Monologue, and Deliberately Written in Broken English….
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Tentacles Nipple Clicker
It’s a Nipple Ring that’s so… Tentacles, Dangling Down, Made of 14 Gauge Surgical Stainless Steel… And it’s Securely Catching Eyes and Bodily Parts. And actually, it’s a Nipple Clicker. Nipple Clickers are the Latest Trend in Nipple Piercing……