Rabbit Poop Earrings
LMAO!!!! Look, the Easter Bunny brought you a Present… HA! These Dangle Earrings are Crappy… Literally! They’re made out of REAL, I repeat “REAL” Rabbit Poo! YEP! Rabbit Droppings! Balls of Poop… The Real Deal! Who doesn’t want that next to your Face? Right? Now when People call you a Little Stinker… They mean it! Love Rabbits? Well, you’ll Love these Drops Bouncing off your Ears! HA!
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Real Rabbit Poop Dangle Earrings
This gives "Earring Drops" a whole new meaning! :) Rabbit Dung (coming in Unique Textures of course - Never Squished, Left Entirely in its Original, Natural Form and Colors, Dark Browns, similar to Espresso!)... Meant to be a Symbol for the Harmonic Integration of Mankind into Nature, but really, it's just POOP! Comfortable, Durable, and Varnished with a Resin on the Surface, these Drops are hung from Fish Hook Ear Wires, and will get a lot of "Those are so Cute", until they hear what they are! HA! A MUST HAVE! Hop to it...
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Steampunk Bison Pendant
Man, I just LOVE Steampunk Jewelry! And this Bison KICKS ASS! It’s a Bison Head full of Steampunk Gears and Clockwork. The Symmetry, the Beauty, the HORNS… AWESOME! Plus, it looks like an Animal Skull Pocket Watch… It’s Crazy…
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Peeing Boy Charm
This Little Fellow is a Replica of the “Mannekie Pis” the Famous Statue in Brussels, Belgium! In my Book, it’s #1… Get it, #1… :) This Highly Detailed 3D Charm is 18k Yellow Gold and Features a Little Boy…
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Meteor Shower Wrist Watch
Meteor Showers are Best seen after Midnight. And with this Watch, you’ll never miss a Flurry… For it’s a Meteor Shower Wrist Watch that’s the Coolest Watch Ever. Featuring LED Touch Screen Technology to Tell the Time in Light-Up…
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Hangman Game Earrings
Hangman is a Paper and Pencil Guessing Game in which one Player Thinks of a Word and others try to Guess it by Suggesting Letters. If the Player suggests a Letter which occurs in the Word, it gets Wrote…
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M&M Cookie Stud Earrings
Irresistible! I don’t know anyone who can pass up an M&M Cookie… Really. It’s like Sweet Heaven Rolled up in a Pound of Sugar… YUMMMMMMY! And now, you can Wear these Fabulous M&M’s on your Ears. Featuring M&M Cookie…
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Komodo Dragon Ring
The Komodo Dragon is a Large Species of Lizard found in the Indonesian Islands of Komodo, Rinca, Flores, Gili Motang, and Padar… Not to mention the “Curse of the Komodo” Movie! HA! It’s Hungry! But I prefer to stick…
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