Real Rabbit Poop Dangle Earrings
This gives "Earring Drops" a whole new meaning! :) Rabbit Dung (coming in Unique Textures of course - Never Squished, Left Entirely in its Original, Natural Form and Colors, Dark Browns, similar to Espresso!)... Meant to be a Symbol for the Harmonic Integration of Mankind into Nature, but really, it's just POOP! Comfortable, Durable, and Varnished with a Resin on the Surface, these Drops are hung from Fish Hook Ear Wires, and will get a lot of "Those are so Cute", until they hear what they are! HA! A MUST HAVE! Hop to it...
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Couch Potato Watch
A Couch Potato is a Lazy Person who does nothing but Sit on the Couch and Watch Television… A.K.A. Sofa Spud! HA! And not just ANY Television… an Excess Amount of Television! The Simpsons, Law And Order, Welcome Back,…
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Blinking Doll Eye Earrings
I see dead people… LOL! These dangle earrings are looking at you… Featuring a pair of best selling earrings on Etsy, blinking doll eye earrings, that will creep you out. The eyes blink shutting out those pretty blues. Wild!…
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Dinosaur Bone Meteorite Ring
I can’t get enough of Jewelry by Johan. They make the most Awesome Rings and Wedding Bands on Earth! And this one is a 8mm Men’s Band Featuring 3 Distinctly Different Materials all set in Titanium (Which is Awesome…
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Human Teeth Elastic Bracelet
The Etsy Artist Deserves a Little Plaque for this. Brace yourself, it’s a Crazy Stretch Elastic Bracelet that looks like Real Human Teeth! Put this on your Arm and get your Filling of Comments… Not to Mention a Visit…
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Finger Ring With Nail Polish
I walked by a Bum in London. He asked me for some Change. I told him I didn’t have any. He gave me the Finger and called me a Wanker. WELL… When Life hands you a Finger… Wear it!…
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Spiked Claws Three Finger Ring
“RAWRRRR!” (That’s a little wolf rawrrr) For these Fun Spiked Claws are Tiny Wolverine Versions… Metal Spikes, Sharp, Cast in some Crazy Alloy, that you actually wear across 3 of your Fingers… The Claws, all Four of them, jut…












