Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful Dangling from your Ear Lobes. Glittery, Plastic, Genuine Barbie Shoes on Fish Hook Wire Earrings, that are Comfortable, Light Weight, and the Perfect Accessory for any Outfit! eh?
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Glitter Red Barbie Shoes Dangle Earrings
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Mooning Santa Cufflinks
HA HA HA, or should I say Ho Ho Hole! These Cufflinks really make my Belly Hurt! Talk about FUNNY! Santa Claus Cufflinks that and Bending Over and Giving you the Full Moon! What a Jolly Fellow St. Nick…
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Creature Black Lagoon Studs
Oh No, It’s the Creature From the Black Lagoon… RUNNNNNN! …Although, You Don’t Have to Run Fast, because these Creatures are NOT Strange Prehistoric Beasts Lurking in the Depths of the Amazonian Jungle. They are Jolly Green Swamp Beasts…
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Hip Hop Crystal Mask Pendant
Hip Hop Hooray, Ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho. You drew a picture of my mornin’, But you couldn’t make my day (Hey!), I’m rockin’ and you’re yawnin’, But you never look my way (Hey!), I’m lickin’ down…
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Holy Land Soil Cross Charm
The Holy Land, as a term used by Jews, Christians, and Muslims, is an area Roughly Located Between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea, but also includes the Eastern Bank of the Jordan River. And now, you can…
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Vicious Apple Earrings
NICE, REAL NICE! That’s my kind of Fruit! Handmade Apple Earrings that look Good enough to Eat… If you Dare. Because these Apples are VICIOUS! With Evil Eyes, a Devilish Grin, and Teeth Baring Knives… It’s a Pair of…
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Creepy Baby Vampire Pendant
CRAP! This tyke is SCARYYYYY! It’s a Baby Vampire all wrapped up in a Cozy Black Blanket. Hell, throw it in the Trash, because this Blood Sucker is gonna grow up, and BITE your Neck! But first, this Clay…
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