Real Red Lipstick Necklace
"Has Anybody tried to apply Lipstick and Eye Shadow to a Dog Turd?" "It’s impossible! You really can’t make this Shit up!" But with this Necklace you can. It's an Oversized Shades of Red Lipstick Necklace that you will definitely NOT find in the Mainstream. It's Fun, it Varies the Shades of Lipstick, and it Hangs from an 18" Multiple Black Chain with a Lobster Caw Clasp. Now you can Update your look Instantly... In the Insane Asylum! :)
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Fried Chicken Wings Earrings
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was Attached to your Ears! Yuck Yuck Yuck! And with these Adorable Miniature Chicken Wings, they’ll make Everyone DROOL! They look so Real, so Crispy, so Deep Fried, so Delicious……
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Elfie Necklace
HA HA HA! Now this is Bringing Santa into the Modern World. It’s a Santa Selfie, er, I mean ELFIE, that’s Hilarious, Colorful and FUN! Santa with Big Eyes, a Mistletoe, and taking a Pic of his BUM, PRICELESS!…
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Swag Hoodie Pendant
I have SWAG… Oh wait a minute, that’s Flab! My Bad! HA! Here’s an Iced Out Pendant that you’ll never see again… Weighing a Heavy 66 Grams, being 3 1/2″ Long, this Blinging Pendant will certainly catch all Eyes!…
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Break The Internet Earrings
OMGGGGGG! I can’t even think about these Earrings… BAH HA HA HA HA! Come on… It’s the Kim Kardashian “Break The Internet” Earrings and they are TOO DAMN FUNNY! Showing off MORE than we Want to see, these Earrings…
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Steamhammer Necklace
I LOVE LOVE LOVE this Piece of Steampunk Jewelry! A Steam-Hammer Necklace that is BEYOND Steampunk! It’s Incredibly Cool with all the Copper, Wire and Gold Gears! Just Beautiful to look at, AWESOME to Wear! :)
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Assquatch Enamel Pin
OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and…












