Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling. Think about that when you Slip this Pair of Bovines through your Nipple Holes. Coming in a set of TWO (that’s 4 Cows, a Whole HERD), 316L Stainless Steel, Enamel, 14GA… You’ll just want to Moooo-torboat. Right?
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Funny Milky Cows Nipple Ring Barbell
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Jason Hockey Mask Earrings
“Ch Ch Ch Ch Ka Ka Ka Ka”, that’s Jason with his Signature Friday the 13th Machete Weapon as it Slices through the Air… And these Ultra-Cool Earrings are just as Killer too. Made from Glow-In-The-Dark Guitar Picks, these…
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Raw Steak Cufflinks
HA! How would you like your Meat? Rare? Medium? On your Cuffs? With these Cool Cufflinks, you can Wear your Meat on your Sleeve! Raw Cuts of Steak that look so real, you’d think they were Mooing!
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Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
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Eat a D-ck Statement Ring
LOL I actually did LOL when I read this… Talk about making a Statement! It’s the “Eat a D-ck” Ring that will have everyone Gagging… Er, Laughing. You hope! Hand Stamped Ring made of Aluminum that’s Adjustable to Fit…
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Three Of Swords Tarot Necklace
Ah, the Three of Swords: Rejection, Sadness, Loneliness, Heartbreak, Betrayal, Separation, Grief… Sounds about right. It’s a Heart Stabbed by 3 Swords, you can’t get any more Broken than that. But hey, it makes for one Very Cool, Eye-Opening…
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Anubis Ring
Anubis is the God of Embalming and the Dead. And if that doesn’t make you want this Kick-Ass Egyptian Ring, then maybe this will: Since Jackals were often seen in Cemeteries, the Ancient Egyptians believed that the Anubis watched…
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