Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling. Think about that when you Slip this Pair of Bovines through your Nipple Holes. Coming in a set of TWO (that’s 4 Cows, a Whole HERD), 316L Stainless Steel, Enamel, 14GA… You’ll just want to Moooo-torboat. Right?
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Funny Milky Cows Nipple Ring Barbell
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Halloween Cookie Plate Necklace
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom… This Necklace is so Adorably YUMMY! For it’s a Plate of Cookies… All Decorated in Halloween, with Ghosts and Pumpkins and Candy Corn… Fun Cookies, IDEAL for the Spookiest Time of the…
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Monkey Paw Necklace
Ei, YIKES! This reminds me of the Horror Story The Monkey’s Paw. Talk about a Scare! And this Pendant, well this is even Scarier! A Monkey’s Paw with all the Fingers and Bones. Creepy, Frightening, and FUNNNNN! (This Pendant…
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Queen of Hearts Necklace
“Now, I give you Fair Warning, either YOU or your HEAD must be off, and that in about Half No Time! Take your Choice!” HA! That Queen… Always full of Wisdom… “Look Up, Speak Nicely and don’t Twiddle your…
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Rainbow Sheep Pride Pendant
“Baaaaa-Y!” This Pride Pendant is Perfect for the LGBT Community. It’s a Cute Pendant that reads: “I AM THE RAINBOW SHEEP OF MY FAMILY”. HA! Charming! There’s a Good Chance that there’s a Rainbow in your Family: Brother, Sister,…
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Outhouse Charm
An Outhouse, also commonly known as a Privy, Earth Closet, or in Australia as a Dunny, is a Small Structure, Separate from a Main Building, which Covers a Pit Latrine or a Dry Toilet. And if you’re ever in…
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Flying Saucer Ring
A flying Saucer is a type of Flying Craft with a Disc or Saucer-Shaped Body, commonly used to refer to any Anomalous Flying Object. The Term was Coined in 1947 but was Officially Supplanted by the US Air Force…
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