Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling. Think about that when you Slip this Pair of Bovines through your Nipple Holes. Coming in a set of TWO (that’s 4 Cows, a Whole HERD), 316L Stainless Steel, Enamel, 14GA… You’ll just want to Moooo-torboat. Right?
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Funny Milky Cows Nipple Ring Barbell
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Cash Only Belly Ring
LMAO! Cash Only! HA! Don’t we all know people like this? Whether you’re Working the Streets, Hustling, Winning the Lotto, or Getting a Job Under the Table, it’s all the SAME… CASH ONLY DUDE! :) Green Backs RULE! If…
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Fidget Spinner Wristband Bracelet
LMAO! Does anyone still buy Fidget Spinners? Probably not… But if you have one of those High Speed Brass Bearing Metal Fidget Spinners, you’re in Luck… They make Bracelets for those so you can Wear it when you’re not…
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Shoot Your Eye Out Pendant
“Oooh fuuudge!” Only I Didn’t say “Fudge.” I said THE Word, the Big One, the Queen-Mother of Dirty Words, the “F-Dash-Dash-Dash” Word! HA! You Gotta Love A Christmas Story! Ralphie and the Narration makes the whole show. “My…
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Ghost Poop Charm
LMAO! No better way to Celebrate Halloween, then with a Cute Funny Ghost Turd! Right? And this Charm is the Icing on the Cake, for it’s a Ghost Poop Charm, with a Smiling Face, Rosy Cheeks, and Swirled just…
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Eyeball Bracelet
Crazy Occult Eye Ball Bracelet made of Antique Silver Tone and Gothic Punk Charms! People will be looking at it out of the corner of their eyes… ALL OF THEM!
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Glow in the Dark Pecker Earrings
LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will…
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