Milky Cow Nipple Bar
MOOOOOOOOOOOO! Where there’s Cows, there’s Milk. And in this case, that could be true. For these are Nipple Rings like you’ve never seen before: COWS! With a Ring through their Nasal Septum, Designed Specifically for Controlling, Showing, or Handling. Think about that when you Slip this Pair of Bovines through your Nipple Holes. Coming in a set of TWO (that’s 4 Cows, a Whole HERD), 316L Stainless Steel, Enamel, 14GA… You’ll just want to Moooo-torboat. Right?
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Funny Milky Cows Nipple Ring Barbell
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Rubber Duck Belly Ring
What an Adorable Belly Button Ring… It’s a Rubber Ducky that’s BLINGING from Head to Tail with Ultra-Shine Cubic Zirconias. People will QUACK up over this. Made with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Duckie has Yellow Gems,…
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RIP Pizza Grave Brooch
“Nooooooooooooooo! NOT THE PIZZA!!!!” I thought Pizza would live on forever, and now, here it is, Cold and Stiff (like Pizza in the Fridge the next Morning – YUM) and stuck on a Headstone that reads RIP PIZZA! “Noooooooooooooooooo!”…
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S’more Belly Button Ring
This is Adorable! A S’more Belly Button Ring featuring a Chunk of Chocolate, a Gram Cracker, and a Toasted Marshmallow… Scrumptious! Looking just like the real thing, this S’more is made out of Polymer Clay and Dangling from a…
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Wonder Woman Earrings
“On Paradise Island there are only Women. Because of this Pure Environment, we only Wear Stainless Steel Earrings with the Wonder Woman Logo on them!” Right? See what I did there? Now you REALLY Want them! :)
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Sushi Necklace
You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…
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Fang Ring
CHOMP! Put this Cool Sterling Silver Ring on your Finger and it’ll look like it’s getting Chewed up… By a Lovely set of FANGS! Great Chompers that will Devour your Finger… And look Sweet in the Process! :)
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