“We Wants it, We Needs it. Must have the Precious. They Stole it from us. Sneaky Little Hobbitses. Wicked, Tricksy, False!” “No. Not Master!” “Yes, Precious…” Just like this Precious Little Pendant… It’s so Pretty! Handmade out of Polymer…

“I Broke up with a Cross-Eyed Chick… I thought She was Seeing Someone else!” “Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Opticians?… Everyone!” “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?… Between you and me, Something Smells!”…

I am LOVING these Cufflinks! Talk about Kick Ass… They are 1/2″ High Bear Claw Cufflinks that Feature the Face of a Bear and the Bear Claws, and it’s just Sheer Beauty. Handcrafted, Great Detail, Magnificent Styling, Top Quality,…

“I’ve got an Injured Extraterrestrial in my Shed. He’s Missing an Eye… I’ve Named him Alen.” “What do you Call a Spaceship with a Faulty Air Conditioning Unit?” “A Frying Saucer!” “What’s E.T. Short for?” “He’s Got No Legs!”…

“You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a Heel. You’re as Cuddly as a Cactus, you’re as Charming as an Eel, Mr. Grinch. You’re a Bad Banana with a Greasy Black Peel. You’re a Monster, Mr. Grinch….

What a Cool Ring! It looks just like a Camera Lens! AWESOME! Made of Lightweight and Durable Black Zirconium, this Ring will certainly Delight any Photography Fans! Now if only I could Focus…