Red Nosed Reindeer Rudolph Stacking Ring
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Salt and Pepper Earrings
LOL! Remember Salt-N-Pepa? The American Hip-Hop Trio that came out with the Smash Hit “PUSH IT”… HA! “Oooh, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Oooh, Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby, Get up on This!” Now that I got you Singing, why not…
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…
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Unique Numbers Watch
I look at this Watch and I still don’t know what the Hell Time it is! HA! It’s very Cool and very Different, but what Time is it? Who knows! I’d guess it’s 7:18:3:12! Am I right???
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Plumber Butt Crack Earrings
“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…
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Pink Metallic Candy Nipple Shield
“Get up out of your Seat, Come on up to the Dance Floor, I’ve got Something so Sweet…” Madonna said it… Now you can Wear it! A Pink Metallic Candy Wrapped Nipple Shield Ring… That’s “Stick-Stick-Stick Sticky and Sweet!”
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Chocolate Donut Bracelet
Homer Jay Simpson APPROVES of this Bracelet! Really! Who wouldn’t? Just look at it… It’s making my Stomach Growl! So Tasty Looking. So Cute. So Cool… Sweet Tooth anyone?