“How does an electrician tell if he’s working with AC or DC power?” “If it’s AC, his teeth will chatter when he grabs the conductor. If it’s DC, they just clamp together!” Oh… The joke… Binary, Engineering… Computer NERDS!…

Oh I Freaking Love it! Kraken Ear Plugs! SWEET! The Kraken is a Legendary Sea Monster of Large Proportions Wildly Popular from the Movie Clash of the Titans. The Kraken is the Pet of Poseidon, and Zeus orders it…

This is one COOL looking Watch! Talk about High-Tech… although it really isn’t! You see, all those Ultra-Cool Sub-Dials are just for Decoration ONLY! They don’t Function! It’s all for LOOKS, and it LOOKS GREAT! :)

Cute and Adorable and Ideal for the Spooky Season ahead. 3 Pairs of Dangle Drop Earrings that will get you totally in the Spirit of Halloween. 3 Pairs for just a couple of bucks is Awesome! A Witch’s Hat,…

Happy Bunny is always the Perfect Rabbit for Wisdom. With Sayings like: “Hi, Loser!” “You’re Ugly and that’s Sad!” “You Smell like Butt!” “Hi Dorkwad!” “You Go Girl, and Don’t Come Back!” “Let’s Focus on Me!” “It Worries me…

Covered in Poo, and yet I Smile! HA Take on the Heat and Sun Fun with this Bad Ass Sunglass Turd. It’s the Poop Emoji, Smiling, Curled up (Nice Tan), Wearing Shades… Lovely, just Lovely. A Belly Button Ring…