Cigarette and Black Coffee Dangly Earrings
These Dangly Earrings are Coffee Cups, Saucers, and very Tiny Cigarettes. The Breakfast of the Champions! Handmade with Polymer Clay, White Ceramic Saucer Plates, and Fish Hook Ear Wires (Lead Free and Nickel Free), these Puppies will say it all... "MORNING!" So have a Drink and a Laugh... You Deserve it! :)
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Porn Star Cufflinks
Ha ha, what a Great Gag Gift… Or is it? And is that a Pun? Only you can decide, for it’s Wonderful Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile and Blush. Cufflinks with a Big Red Star and Black Lettering…
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Sad Pepe Brooch Pin
LMAO! Sad Frog is a Cartoon Drawing of a Depressed Frog. Used to Denote Feelings of Failure or Disappointment, this Frog gets the point across: Feels Bad! HA! And now, this Feels Bad Man can be yours to stick…
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Alien Skull Necklace
Awesome Details! This Pendant is a Stunning Skull of an Alien, that’s Creepy, Cool, and Beautiful! Carved and Cast in Bronze, this Alien Skull will make Believers out of YOU. Big Orb Eyeballs Hanging from a 32″ Gunmetal Chain,…
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Elvis Has Left the Building Cufflinks
Elvis may have died in 1977, but the King lives on… For he’s been seen at the Bus Station, on a Train, in Burger King… Truly he has. And now, he can be seen everywhere… For he’s a Pair…
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Superhero Wrist Watch
“BOOM!” “BLAM!” “POW!” “CLANK!” “KRAK!” “ZAP!” That’s the Superhero that I’m talking about… The Retro Comic-Book Superheroes with the Exclamation Punches and Fights! Cool Cool Stuff! “WHAM!” It makes the NERD in me Melt! :)












