Satan’s Army Ear Plugs
999, and the Sign of the Cross… Oops, that’s Upside down. Sorry! It’s Satan’s Army (Not Santa), featured on Organic Handmade Wooden Ear Plugs that are Black, 3D, Come in Pairs, and are Polished by Hand with a Mix of Ginseng Oil and Jojoba Liquid Wax. Order Satan in a Variety of Woods: Black Ebony, Satinwood, Pink Ivory or Lignum Vitae. It’s 666, and it’s looking for a Hole in your Head!
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Satan's Army Stretcher Ear Gauge Plugs
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Hung Christmas Pendant
HA HA HA! Wellll…. This is one Necklace that he’ll Wear that will Bring a Smile to Everyone’s Face. It’s a Lovely Christmas Stocking that’s Colorful, Festive, and FUNNNNN! With Red Lettering that Appropriately states “HUNG”, this is either…
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Ptolemeic System Watch
Before Copernicus, the Stars and Sun Revolved around the Earth. With this Ptolemeic System Watch, you can still be at the Center of the Universe! Cool Watch! Makes a Great Gift for the Astrologer or Star Gazer in your…
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Squirrel Deez Nuts Pendant
LMFAO! “What do you call a Squirrel with no Nuts?” “Female Squirrel!” HA! Okay, that Joke was NUTS… And so is this Pendant. It’s a Military Dog Tag Pendant that’s made out of Stainless Steel, Hangs on a 36″…
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Steampunk Pendant
I can’t tell you how much I LOVE this Necklace! So COOL! So Different! So Colorful! A Simple Gear, Wrapped with Wire, and featuring Colored Tube Beads! Awesome!
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Starbucks Earrings
“OMG It’s a Starbucks Mocha Light Blended Coffee Frappuccino with Rich Mocha Sauce, Nonfat Milk and Ice!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!” *FAINTS You know you Want it. You know you can Taste it now… Cool and Sweet on your Palette. MMMM… Chocolate…
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Kiss Me I’m Irish Ear Plugs
Saint Patrick’s Day is coming (March 17th), better be ready for those Kisses. And you will, with these Fun Ear Gauge Plugs reading “Kiss Me I’m Irish”. Great Plugs with a Clover on the Front and the Iconic Ireland…
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