Satan’s Army Ear Plugs
999, and the Sign of the Cross… Oops, that’s Upside down. Sorry! It’s Satan’s Army (Not Santa), featured on Organic Handmade Wooden Ear Plugs that are Black, 3D, Come in Pairs, and are Polished by Hand with a Mix of Ginseng Oil and Jojoba Liquid Wax. Order Satan in a Variety of Woods: Black Ebony, Satinwood, Pink Ivory or Lignum Vitae. It’s 666, and it’s looking for a Hole in your Head!
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Satan's Army Stretcher Ear Gauge Plugs
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Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?”…
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Intestine Charm
“What did the Stomach say to the Intestines?” “I can’t tell you. It’s an Inside Joke!” HA! This is one Charm that makes you want to go Hmmmmm…. It’s an Anatomical Stomach, with the Small, and Large Intestines! How…
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Create Your Own Charm Bracelet
WHat a Great Idea! It’s a Create your own Charm Bracelet (that’ll look just like a $1500 Pandora Bracelet), and you can Choose 11 Charms of your liking (from 50 Different Charms), and you also get ONE FREE PERSONALIZED…
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Pickle Rick Necklace
“What do you get when you Cross a Deer and a Pickle?” “A Dilldoe!” HA! Are you a Rick and Morty Fan? Love the Pickle; Pickle Rick? Well then Feast your Eyes on this Dill… It’s a Handmade Pickle…
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Fudgsicle Ring
Who LOVES Fudgsicles? I DO I DO! And this Cool and Sweet Ring looks just like a Fudgsicle and it’s making my Mouth Water! Mmmm… Look at that Bite taken out of it. Too Real! I can almost Feel…
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Sad Pepe Brooch Pin
LMAO! Sad Frog is a Cartoon Drawing of a Depressed Frog. Used to Denote Feelings of Failure or Disappointment, this Frog gets the point across: Feels Bad! HA! And now, this Feels Bad Man can be yours to stick…
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