Satan’s Army Ear Plugs
999, and the Sign of the Cross… Oops, that’s Upside down. Sorry! It’s Satan’s Army (Not Santa), featured on Organic Handmade Wooden Ear Plugs that are Black, 3D, Come in Pairs, and are Polished by Hand with a Mix of Ginseng Oil and Jojoba Liquid Wax. Order Satan in a Variety of Woods: Black Ebony, Satinwood, Pink Ivory or Lignum Vitae. It’s 666, and it’s looking for a Hole in your Head!
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Satan's Army Stretcher Ear Gauge Plugs
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Sock Monkey Bead Charm
This OHM Bead is Compatible with All Major Brand Bracelets, Necklaces, and Anklets (in other words: PANDORA!). It’s Cute, Cuddly, and will add some Humor to your Adorable Charm Bracelet. Cheers!
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St. Paddy’s Skull and Crossbones Plug
Level up the Cuteness Factor with these Cool St. Paddy’s Day Plugs… Featuring a Skull and Crossbones, a Shamrock and an Hat, awwww! All slapped onto a Green Glowing Background that is great for St. Patrick’s Day. Stainless Steel…
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FRAK Toasters Necklace
Battlestar Galactica Fans will LOVE this! It’s a Dog Tag that Reads “FRAK TOASTERS”. FRAK is the “F” Word. Toasters are Cylons! That’s because the Cylon Centurions from the First War resembled “Walking Chrome Toasters”. And now, it’s a…
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA!…
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Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
