“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

WOW! These TWO Rings are AWESOME! Industrial Punk Style with Solid Sterling Silver, these Rings are BONDED Together by a Link Chain that is just such a Cool Concept and Creative Idea. Talk about “Master” and “Slave”, these Rings…

“Honey, I got you the Stud Earrings you asked for…” “Why YES, they are a Carat” :) Carrot Stud Earrings will look good in her ears. They’ll match her Lettuce and Cucumber outfit. Don’t ya think?

WOW! Just look at this Bad Ass Skull Ring… In the likes of the Sugar Skull, this Piece of Jewelry is Gothic, Dark and Wonderful! Two-Tone with Skulls in the Eye Sockets… I Just Love it! :)

I LOVE Hello Kitty… Okay, I’m kidding, but I do know of someone who’s NUTS over HER! And boy would she LOVE this Ring, especially when there’s Gemstones covering it’s face! It really is Cute, Gold Nose and all!…

Show your Geeky Gamer Side with these Super Mario inspired Yoshi Egg Earrings! Very Cute Dangles that look like the Yoshi Egg in Yoshi’s Island! Usually hard to find, now you can have Eggs anytime you want! :)