Steam-Powered Entropy Calibrator Wrist Watch
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Scorpion Two Finger Ring
STING! This Ring, er, RINGS, are Kick-Ass-Bad-Ass-COOL! It’s a Huge Scorpion Ring that’s so Massive, you’ll Need 2 Fingers to Tame it. Beautiful Gold Tone Plated, with Elastic Bands (So they’ll Easily Fit any 2 Fingers), set with Glistening…
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Unicorn Vomiting Bracelet
LMAO! Rainbow Puke has been Referenced by the Popular Web Series “Charlie the Unicorn” in a Special Episode Titled “Charlie Teh Unicron Episode 1” uploaded via YouTube. The Scene Spawned a Subset of YouTubePoop Videos that became known as…
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Toofy Resin Bracelet
“Why is 4,840 Square Yards like a Bad Tooth?” “Because it’s an Acre…” Groan… Moan… But still Funny. Just like this Crazy Creepy Bracelet. It’s Chomping for your Arm. Featuring a Clear Resin Bangle Cuff Bracelet that’s Full of…
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Bronze Ogre Bead
What Beautiful Details in this Ogre… Ogres are usually Large, Hideous, Manlike Monsters that Eat Humans… As seen in the Lord of the Rings Movies! So Cool. So Creepy. So AWESOME! And this Ogre Charm Bead is just as…
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Bloody Christine License Plate Brooch
Did you know that Stephen King’s Christine was Written back in 1983? It’s a Classic in Horror and everyone knows her; A Dilapidated Red and White 1958 Plymouth Fury Named “Christine” (Sold for $250). Christine, Possessed by a Vengeful…
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McDonald’s McMuffin Ring
LMAO! I tell you, I don’t Eat a lot of McDonald’s Food, BUT I LOVE THEIR BREAKFAST! They have the BEST Breakfast Sandwiches and Pancakes… YUM! And this Ring, looks just like a McDonald’s Sausage, Egg, and Cheese McMuffin!…












