Brass Functional Seesaw Ring
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Breakfast Burrito Earrings
HA! These Earrings make me Hungry! And let me tell you… I LOVE BREAKFAST BURRITOS! YUM! Especially McDonalds… Something about them has a KICK and they’re so Damn Good! Just like these Dangly Earrings… So Mouth Watering! Sausage, Egg,…
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Sexy Carrot Earrings
HA! Those Carrots are really turning me on! LOL! Especially when they’re Sexy Carrots! These (forgive me, I’m Blushing) Carrots look just like a Sexy Lady with her Legs Crossed… Oh yeah, and a Leaf just where you need…
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Just Look At The Flowers Bracelet
“The Grove” is the Fourteenth Episode of the Fourth Season of The Walking Dead. Coming across a House in a Pecan Grove on their Trek to Terminus, Lizzie Kills her Sister Mika with a Knife. The following Morning, Carol…
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Godzilla Pendant
It’s the Top of a Primordial Ecosystem, a God for all Intents and Purposes… A Monster! Ahhhhhhhh! Run, it’s Godzilla! Godzilla makes for one Kick Ass Pendant! Just look at that Face, those Hands, that Tail!












