Two Pieces of Bread are in the Toaster. One Piece says, “Wow, it’s Hot in Here!” The other Bread Looks at him and says, “Oh My Gosh, Talking Bread!” Yes I know that was Bad… But hey, I’m nothing…

Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…

HA… And you can’t get enough of either. It’s Hilarious Stud Earrings, a Set of Three that will make anyone HOLLER! Especially when they understand the meaning. It’s Beer and Bull-S*it Earrings, featuring a Great Glass of Beer, and…

Reddit’s Submission’s Scores are Simply the Number of Upvotes minus the number of Downvotes. If Five Users Like the Submission, and Three Users Don’t, you will have a Score of Two. Two, just like these TWO Dangly Earrings that…

You know, this reminds me of that night that I got stuck inside the Dryer with a Butcher Knife… HA! Alright, that didn’t happen… at night. But with this INSANE Bracelet, people will think it did. Resembling something that…

The Seven Pathetic Chakras of Jerry Smith (Rick and Morty) Glow Pin is a Tribute to Jerrys everywhere. Even his Little Worm has a Pink Root Chakra. HA! Jerry’s Chakras are Quite Pathetic; but his Root, Sacral, Solar Plexus,…