Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Unicorn Poops and Vomits Watch
Well this Wrist Watch takes the Cake… A Rainbow Colored Cake… HA! It’s a Unicorn Watch, but not just any Unicorn, it’s a Pooping Rainbows Unicorn that’s Throwing Up! HA! My first Response is WTF? My second is “What…
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Digital Destruction Watch
This is a Cool Looking Watch! Talk about Self-Destructing! It’s like a Time-Bomb went off on your Wrist! This Watch has Analog Time being Destroyed by the Digital World. Broken Dial, Broken Hands, Nothing but the Future!
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Custom Initial Cufflinks
WOW! This makes my Jaw drop open… These Cufflinks are so Cool and Classy! Elegant Styling with Font straight out of the 1920’s. It’s Gatsby Style Cufflinks that Feature Art Deco and Monogram Letters that are Custom and Personalized…
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Zombie Jesus Ear Plugs
Jesus Walks into a Bar and asks for a Glass of Water. The Bartender hands him one. Then Jesus proceeds to turn the Water into Wine and Drinks it. The Barman sees this and says, “Hey, what do you…
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Scary Resin Eye Ring
As William Shakespeare said “The Eyes are the Window to your Soul”, and that’s exactly what this Ring reminds me of… A Cracked Window with a Creepy Eye looking back at you… Your Soul, or a Peeping TOM? HA!…
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Zombie Pavlova Ring
Pavlova is a Meringue-Based Dessert named after the Russian Ballet Dancer Anna Pavlova. It is a Meringue Cake with a Crisp Crust and is Soft and Light inside, usually Topped with Whipped Cream and Fruit. But this Pavlova Dessert…
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