Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Mickey Mouse Spinning Ring
This I LOVE! You know that Film Strip of Mickey Mouse where he’s just Running and Running… Well, now he can Run on your Finger. For this Ring is a Spinner Ring. The inside band, with Engraved Mickey Mouse,…
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Safety Pin Nipple Ring
Safety First! Pain Later! This really Different Looking Nipple Ring actually looks just like a Safety Pin! It Clamps like one too! Just Open it up, Slide it through your Nipple and Close it again. Simple and Effective!
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Free Hugs Cactus Necklace
This Cute Little Cactus Character is Sad because no one would Hug him. He will either make you Laugh or Break your Heart (or the Bottle). And I’m sure, no matter what, you will get hugged! :)
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Cat Cookie Pendant
LMAO! I LOVE this Cat Cookie Pendant! It’s Crunchy Good Fun! Not only does it look like a REAL Cookie, but it has adorable Candy Eyes (They look like M&M’s), AND… It also comes with a matching set of…
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Gone Squatchin Watch
Remember when Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man, came across Sasquatch in “The Secret of Bigfoot” Episode… That’s what I always thought Big Foot looked like. Ha Ha! Now I know Better… It’s really Dark, Blurry and Tree…
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Pet My Cat Belly Ring
“Meow, Rawr, Grrrrr, Hisssss Purrr Reow…” That’s a Good Kitty! Don’t Bring the Claws out Today! Because this is Pet My Cat Day! :) A Funny Looking Belly Button Navel Ring Featuring a Pink Feline and the words “Pet…
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