Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Gotham City Skyline Bracelet
What a GREAT Idea for a Bracelet… Making the Gotham City Skyline! AWESOME!!! Featuring Buildings from Gotham City, linked together in Bracelet Form, this Bracelet will certainly attract Batman!
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Backward Goofy Watch
This Lorus Watch by Seiko is a Disney Collectors Watch! Silver Tone, Battery Operated, and Certainly GOOFY… The Numbers are Backwards on the Watch… The Watch tells Time Backwards, AND the Second Hand even runs in Reverse! Cool!
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Mr. Bacon Bracelet
“Whats Green and Smells like Bacon?” “Kermit the Frog’s Finger!” Oh that was really BAD! But Bacon is GOOD! And this Bracelet is a HOOT! It’s a Mr. Bacon Bracelet with a Mustache and Googly Eyes. Talk about Funny!…
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Cat Pancake Ring
“Let Them Eat Pancake!” Right? Especially when it’s a Cat Shaped Pancake covered with Butter. YUMMMMM! A Darling Cat Pancake that’s actually a Ring. Looking like a Miniature Pancake, with Cat Ears and a Dollop of Butter, this Pancat…
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Chunky Halloween Wrist Watch
Beautiful Watch… Colorful and FUNNN! For it’s a Halloween Watch, that certainly looks Halloweeny… With Polka Dot Orange and Black Beads, this Wrist Watch is an Eye-Catcher. A Blinging Orange Face, Quartz Movement (and it even has a Second…
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Khukuri Bowie Knife Necklace
WICKED!!!! This Necklace is NOT to be messed with. It’s a Khukuri Style Bowie Knife that’s SWEET AS HELL! Forged out of Ground Mild Steel with Guard, and attached to a Carved Redwood Wooden Handle, this Knife with an…
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