Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Raw Steak Cufflinks
HA! How would you like your Meat? Rare? Medium? On your Cuffs? With these Cool Cufflinks, you can Wear your Meat on your Sleeve! Raw Cuts of Steak that look so real, you’d think they were Mooing!
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Norman and Mother Rings
Psycho is a 1960 American Psychological Thriller-Horror Film Directed by Alfred Hitchcock starring Anthony Perkins, Vera Miles, John Gavin, and Janet Leigh. The Film Centers on an Encounter between a Secretary who Embezzles Money and Ends up at a…
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Anatomical Heart Necklace
I always knew you had a Black Heart! After all, you are the Black Sheep of the Family, AND you do smoke non-stop! Oh wait… This is a ZOMBIE Heart with Bloody Veins! My Bad!
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Silver Slut Anklet
“Oh Man, that Girl has SLUT written all over her…” HA! And with this Anklet, you will too! It’s a Hilarious Sterling Silver Cable Chain Anklet, that’s not only Adjustable Length (so you can get the Perfect Size), but…
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Princess Royal Crown Charm
You know that Princess in your Life? Well, buy her this Royal Princess Charm and she’ll LOVE you! Set with Pink and Purple Swarovski Crystals, you can’t go wrong! Plus, it fits most any Charm Bracelet! SWEET!
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Zombie Arm Ring
“Why did the Zombie go to the Dentist?” “To improve his BITE!” “Where do Zombies Eat Dinner?” “The LIVING Room!” “What’s a Zombies Favorite Desert?” “I-Scream!” Okay.. ENOUGH (NEVER ENOUGH) Zombie Jokes! Now, onto this Creepy Crawling Zombie Ring!…
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