Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM!…
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Sparkle Bright Polishing Cream
This Polishing Cream achieves Amazing results on Rings, Earrings, Necklaces, Bracelets, Chains and even your Motorcycle. It puts an instant shine on everything it touches… even your bald head!
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Player 1 – 2 Rings
I really LOVE the Idea and Concept of these Gamer Rings… These Rings are PERFECT for the Dynamic Duo… One Ring reads “Player 1”, and the other Ring reads “Player 2”. It’s a Great way to Unit, Bond, and…
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Blood Shot Eye Ear Plugs
These are Awesome… And Eye-Popping! It’s Ear Gauge Plugs… That are Eyes! Bloodshot Eyeballs that are Gory, Graphic, Gnarly, and come in many Different Gauges (12mm, 18mm, 20mm). Blue Pupils. Red Veins. Bulging from your Lobes… HOW COOL! And…
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Hobbit Door Necklace
Hobbits are a Fictional, Diminutive, Humanoid Race who inhabit the Lands of Middle-Earth in J. R. R. Tolkien’s Fiction. And this Hobbit Door looks like it came straight from the Shire. One can only imagine Bilbo Baggins or Frodo…
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Stencil Wood Watch
Talk about Easy to Read… This Wood Watch has Stencil Numbers that fill the Dial and give you the Time at a simple Glance of the Watch. What Time is it? 3:17 according to this Watch shown! Cool Concept,…
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