Senior Citizen Earrings
“What?” “Whadya Say?” Wear these Beautifully Sculpted Earrings in your Ears and you may be Walking and Talking like a Senior Citizen as well. “Oh My Back!” “My Knees!” “My Eyes!” “I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up…!”
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"Hey, you Smell like Moth-Balls!"
Funny Earrings that really make you Feel Old! Created out of Figurines, Cast Resin, and Plastic, these Dangles will really make people Talk and Talk and Talk! Featuring an Old Couple in their Prime, the Generation Gap is certainly in between your Head! Talk about Eternal Love... These Elders are hanging from 925 Sterling Silver Fish Hooks, and are Sealed forever in Time. They are just what the Doctor Ordered... Another Hip Surgery! Groan! :)
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Mickey Mouse Spinning Ring
This I LOVE! You know that Film Strip of Mickey Mouse where he’s just Running and Running… Well, now he can Run on your Finger. For this Ring is a Spinner Ring. The inside band, with Engraved Mickey Mouse,…
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Rainbow Link Silicone Bracelet
Silicone Jewelry is all the Rage, especially with Fitbits, Silicone Wedding Rings, and Stretchy Rubber Bracelets. Like this Silicone Bracelet shown, but with a Very Different Take on a Simple and Fun Bracelet; Featuring Rainbow Colors. Ideal for Gay…
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Optical Illusion Spinning Ring
What a wonderful piece of Art! Almost makes me Dizzy! This Optical Illusion Ring, not only looks COOL, but it actually Spins and Spirals as well (watch the Video). It really is Hypnotizing! I think I’m a Dog now…
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Crazy Cat Earrings
Okay you Crazy Cat Ladies, these Dangles are for YOU! These FUN Earrings have Insane Cats (aren’t they all?) printed on them with Whiskers, Teeth and Tongue… Trust me, EVERYONE will look at you through the Side of their…
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House Centipede Earrings
YUCK! I HATE these… I’m not afraid of Spiders, Bugs, Bees, Beetles, but Centipedes FREAK ME OUT! Especially House Centipedes with 10,000 legs… Makes my Skin Crawl! You Stomp them, Catch them, Kill them, but they’re Ultra-Fast and leave…
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The Moon Ring
LMAO! This Ring is a TOOT! Really! It’s a Ring Box, that looks just like a Regular Engagement Ring Box (hint hint), that FARTS when you open it. Not only does it FART, but inside is a plastic man,…
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