Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For Sure!
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"What? I Can't Ear You!"
LOL These Creepy Ear Earrings are Bloody and Realistic Looking and will make people Run and Scream! Made out of Earring Fittings, Plastic Ears, Jump Rings and Paint, these Fake Ears will stand out for MILES! Great Detail! Gory and FUN! Flesh Colored Ears with Ridges, Lobes and Ear Wax! Ya Ear me?
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Blue Steel Ring
You read that right… This ring is selling for ONE PENNY! And… It’s STEEL! It’s 6mm wide, Blue Stainless Steel, Mirror Polished, Domed Band, Sizes 5-13! It’s awesome!
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Two Pink One Stink Cufflinks
WHAT WHAT WHAT WAT???? It’s the Craziest Set of Cufflinks any Bestman, Groom, Best Friend could Wear. And Share. It’s Eyebrow Raising for sure… Two in the Pink, One in the Stink. HA! What a Surprising Pair of links….
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Sea Otter with Pizza Necklace
“Where do Otters keep their Money?” “In the River Bank!” HA! Otters are so Cute and Adorable… Those Paws, those Eyes, that Nose… Just like this Pizza Eating Fool here. A Beautifully Handmade Otter holding a Golden Triangle of…
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Dingleberries Earrings
HA HA HA! These Earrings make me Crap my Pants… No Shit! ;) These are the “Dingleberries Are People Too” Earrings and it will make everyone ask “WHY????”, to which I reply “WHY NOT?” Really! Just look at those…
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Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet
LMFAO! I LOVE Grumpy Cat… And I think Half the Internet does too. He’s just too Damned Funny! And this Bracelet is just what the Rest of the Grumpy World needs… A Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet that reads: I…
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Green Demon Wing Earrings
“What do Demons eat for Breakfast?” “Deviled Eggs!” “How do you tell if someone is a Demon?” “By the Tail!” Or in this case… By the Wings! Devil Wings… Demonic Green Wings that are Creepy Cute and Fun for…
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