"What? I Can't Ear You!"
LOL These Creepy Ear Earrings are Bloody and Realistic Looking and will make people Run and Scream! Made out of Earring Fittings, Plastic Ears, Jump Rings and Paint, these Fake Ears will stand out for MILES! Great Detail! Gory and FUN! Flesh Colored Ears with Ridges, Lobes and Ear Wax! Ya Ear me?
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Captain Blakely Cannon Ring
What an Awesome Kick Ass piece of Jewelry! This Ring is Incredible. It’s a Captain Blakely Cannon Ring that’s Tri-Tone and made out of English Pewter! It’s COOL! This British Secret Service Agent’s Personal Defense System ROCKS! :)
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Red Eye Skull Nipple Rings
You know, it’s Halloween Time… Even your Nipples need Scaring! Right? And with these Creepy Ghouly Skulls, your Chest will never feel so Frightful. Featuring Skulls with Red Gem Eyes, sticking on either side of your Nipples… it’s a…
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Real Mirror Ear Tunnels
These are Beautiful… But that’s just because I’m looking in them. HA! Fun Tunnel Plugs that are REAL MIRRORS! Just think of how Awesome that would be. People can use you to put on their Makeup, Brush their Hair,…
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Beer And Bull Sh*t Earrings
HA… And you can’t get enough of either. It’s Hilarious Stud Earrings, a Set of Three that will make anyone HOLLER! Especially when they understand the meaning. It’s Beer and Bull-S*it Earrings, featuring a Great Glass of Beer, and…
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Smoking Child Chicken Bracelet
Well if this isn’t the Most Interesting Bracelet ever… The things they used to do in Yonder Years… A Kid Smoking next to a Chicken? Sounds Plausible to me! :) I grew up on a Farm, I get it….
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Han Solo Carbonite Cufflinks
These Star Wars Cufflinks (from Return of the Jedi – 1983) are Creepy Cool. With the Image of Han Solo (Harrison Ford) Sealed in Carbonite for Delivery to Jabba the Hutt, these will Make everyone Geeky Excited. Especially with…












