Boy if you Chew Nails, you’ll LOVE this Necklace. Five Lovely Fingernails to Bite and Gnaw on… Five Delicate Yummy Fingers, Dangling from a Cable Chain that will look so Dire and Dark and Severed around your Neck. A…

These Cufflinks are Too Cool! Green Soccer Field Cufflinks, featuring Bright Green Playing Turf, Zone Lines… AND A SOCCER BALL! (Really Just a Metal Ball, but you get the Point!) Fun Stuff! Play Ball!

LMAO! This Ghost has seen better days for sure. It’s a Crazy Sassy Ghost Brooch featuring a Ghost with 3 Eye-Holes and it’s Leaking! With a Big Black Mouth full of Fun Gapped Teeth, Rosy Cheeks, and a Whimsical…

WOWWWWW! You can’t get too much more Creepy then when you add Blood to Earrings! YIKES! A Creepy Doll Hand, Severed at the Wrist, Dripping in Blood from one Ear, and the other… A Dangly Hatchet Axe… Also marred…

Is this a Ring Ring, or is it a Ring Ring Ring??? You see… This Ring is made out of Stainless Steel with Clearly Cut-Out Letters Saying “RING”. You Want a RING? You Got One… or Two…

There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…